Protein Farts

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  1. uptownbill

    uptownbill OT Supporter

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    Are stomach cramps/terrible-volcanic-radioactive-potent-30-second marathon farts normal in a high protein diet? I was dying today.
     
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    If you're not used to it, yeah probably

    I have to have a glass of Metamucil daily because of all the junk I eat. Keeps me regular :hs:
     
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    sweet thread bro
     
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    Happens to me nearly every afternoon, after my lunch of usually high protein- chicken breast, rice, yogurt, and 2 scoop whey shake.

    Sometimes I disgust myself
     
  5. igo4bmx

    igo4bmx WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FU OT Supporter

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    i used to have it bad too
    depends on what brand you take.

    One time i farted in my dorm room, and my friend next door could smell it and he threw up.
     
  6. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    I fart constantly, but I think I have IBS. With all the protein I eat it's ultra bad, I can relate.

    God it sucks dating someone new, I have gas pain all the time. It's hard to focus on getting a hummer when you're holding in 3 cubic feet of swamp gas. :rofl:
     
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    i remeber i was doing the leg press ... last set last rep.. pushin hard as i could and ripped a huge 1 ... gotta love those protien farts
     
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    Nothing wrong with a smelly protein fart, I enjoy mine. Everyone likes their own brand.
     
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    happens everytime i'm leg pressing.
     
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    lolll yea but the guy next to me was doing squats and fuckin just droped the w8s and walked away dieing.. it was great
     
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    If someone does it intentionally around me, as in they have no f'ing class and think it's funny I will definately say something if it smells.
     
  12. Marijuanair

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    I get them pretty bad. sometimes I have to take GasX if im at work.
     
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    having my own, large, corner office ftw.
     
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    SlowNegative Her name is Rio

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    Yep - they are something to be proud of. I love unloading in my boss's office and shutting the door. He has no idea who does it and they are dense enough to hang around for hours.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  16. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    I'm dying over here. OMG :rofl:
     
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    high fibre diet will help
     
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    Casein literally will make my ass explode, I have to run my asshole through the shower to cool it off.
     
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