Problems with the most basic and essential position...

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  1. fixthe fernback

    fixthe fernback New Member

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    So I've never been good at the missionary position... I can't seem to get the angle right, and when I'm concentrating on trying to get it in, I start getting soft because it takes me so long. I'm fine with coming in from behind, but my current gf claims that it hurts in that position. Why can't I get this most basic and romantic of positions right? Any tips?
     
  2. mavfan1

    mavfan1 Active Member

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    yes, try just kissing her the whole time you are about to stick it in. be pulling her hair, holding her face, whatever and ask her to guide it in for you.

    or, try going down on her first. get her wet enough that when you get on top your cock will just magically go in her hole. seriously...its weird but cocks know where they are supposed to go
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Typical missonary blows. Look into other different missionary positions that are easier to get angles in.
     
  4. mavfan1

    mavfan1 Active Member

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    wait what.....like what? pillow under the ass? legs straight up or back towards the shoulders?

    i am guessing that we may need to paint the picture with this one instead of just saying 'oh yeah just use the #47 method'
     
  5. fixthe fernback

    fixthe fernback New Member

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    Like? I was thinking of putting a pillow under her lower back to get a better angle... I think the angle is the problem...
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yes, pillow under the ass. Or think of missionary with her legs up on your shoulders, etc.
     
  7. mavfan1

    mavfan1 Active Member

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    or like i said...#47....LOL. i am drunk
     
  8. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    mavfan1 Active Member

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    damn there is one position there that is almost impossible...with the guy sitting up and the girl turned the other way and laying flat....
     
  10. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    It's possible AND awesome.
     
  11. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Use one tonight. Thank me later ;)
     
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    natasha Active Member

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    That is the first one that caught my eye...I wanna try that :eek3::naughty:
     
  13. M.E.

    M.E. New Member

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    i have this same problem, i always start from the side, then roll over, or have her on top, pick her up and flip her over while still inside, and then go to town, girls like it, its one of my signature moves :bigthumb:
     
  14. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    ifl
     
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    i can't figure out which one you're all talking about...
     
  16. manchild

    manchild OT Supporter

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    Its the one in the far right row, down three rows.
     
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    not impossible I promise :)

    I want one of those foam blocks!
     
  18. 2angelmd

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    Turn the lights on and look at her vagina fo see where your dick should go.

    Sex is better with the lights on anyway.
     
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    1stgenrocks New Member

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    have her spread her legs out more. or have her bend her legs and put her knees up beside your chest.
     
  20. althepirate

    althepirate Talk nerdy to me.

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    Try fingering her first with one hand. Make sure she's wet/you're lubed up. With at least one finger still in her, take your dick in the other hand and slip in your dick as your finger slips out.
     
  21. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    Does your dick bend down? I can't see how you could have trouble getting it in unless you are bent at some odd angle :dunno:
     
  22. Abomb

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    practice anal stimulation
     
  23. f00l

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    pillow on the bottom....her legs on your shoulders
     
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    yea... I gotta get me one of those couches.
     

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