Problems digesting beef?

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  1. dmaestro

    dmaestro New Member

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    okay, this is really pissing me off, because I love beef. :mad:

    On Monday I bbq'd up a monster rib eye to feast upon, I enjoyed it thoroughly and masterbated with the drippings.

    The following day I had horrible stomach cramps and diarrhea, shit probably 3 times that day. Skipped the gym as well because my stomach was doing summersaults.

    Today, I ate a few oz of beef jerky and now my stomach feels like SHIT again.

    I don't have any nausea at all, just horrible stomach cramps and it feels like my stomach is folding over onto itself.

    Granted this has happened a few times before, but I'd usually just get gassy as hell (like abnormally stinky farts) but no sharp pains like I am now getting.

    I can eat chicken, salmon, tuna, etc just fine with no discomfort.

    wtf is up? Can I no longer digest beef? If I cant eat beef anymore I minus whale just hang myself now. :wtc:
     
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    could have a stomach bug bro lol
     
  3. evolude

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    Yeah if I couldn't digest beef, I'd find Niagara and do a swan dive.
     
  4. BarbaraWaltersPegleg

    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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    It might be the BBQ sauce or whatev, do you eat it plain?
     
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    dmaestro New Member

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    fuck that, i drink too much JD on the weekends to have any bug live inside of me. :hsugh:

    would that actually help digestion though?

    i dunno about pineapple on my ribeye, sounds a bit nancy to me.
     
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    yeah, just salt and pepper.

    beef jerky was teriyaki though.

    I use marinade on my salmon and chicken, never have any problems with that :dunno:
     
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    Damn... I edited the post thinking the same... anyways was thinking that it would help the digesting.
     
  8. Abomb

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    no really you probably just have a stomach virus
     
  9. BarbaraWaltersPegleg

    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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    Could be just shit beef, Ive dropped 3 megatons today from beef last night...
     
  10. 4cd-Air

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    you could pick up a bottle of digestive enzymes and try downing a few of those with your next beef meal
     
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    hmm, could give th at a shot.

    I should be able to find a bottle of that at a local healthfood store, no?
     
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    yeh it should say digestive enzymes on the bottle lol
     
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    My gf picked some up at Whole Foods.
     
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    dmaestro New Member

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    did a certified rep help her pick it out?

    :mamoru:
     
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    I was being serious but :rofl:... no need for a certified rep... she knows her stuff.
     
  16. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    but if you ask, somebody may be able too...I ask Whole Foods employees questions just to harass them and test their knowledge against mine :hs:
     
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    Most sound like marketing ads to me. :o
     
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    my body really doesn't like beef much either, it never has, it gives me bad intergestion and doesn't feel like its going down very well. I just steer clear of it in large quantities.
     
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    cause most of them only regurgitate what the label says rather than providing real insight and information
     
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    I ate another ribeye last night, but I dosed pepto before and after eating.

    today i took a shit, and it was BLACK. not brown, not dark brown. It was black as night.
     
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    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Dark shit means there could be blood in it. :noes:
     
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    hydrolyzed beef proteins ftw
     
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    You might just have a stomach virus that is causing trouble breaking down all the proteins in the beef.

    Diarrhea followed by hard and dark shit usually (at least for me) means I am getting over whatever stomach issues I had.

    I would stay away from beef for a couple days and then see what happens.
     
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