MIL Private Jessica Simpson

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  1. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    http://news.softpedia.com/news/Major-Movie-Star-Jessica-Simpson-5445.shtml

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475332/




    What's the difference her and a porn girl? Nothing. :hsugh:
     
  2. Accord

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    what the fuck
     
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    Zourn 16-bit Ninja OT Supporter

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    Did somebody say Jessica Simpson's privates? :eek4:
     
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    This Will Be Great.
     
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    Did somebody say Jessica Simpson's titties? :eek4:
     
  6. Insdav3

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    I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK.... I MEAN SKULL FUCK YOU!!!

    lc

    :mamoru:

    It's going to be a shitty movie.
     
  7. cossack

    cossack Resident thread killer

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    if she shows even one tittie it will be a smash hit.
     
  8. Insdav3

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    IBrape scene
     
  9. Socrates

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    The Marine Corps reserve?

    So it shows her being a civilian for 28 days, then playing Marine for the other 3? Or just her going through boot camp? What the hell....

    This is going to be hot as fuck, but really stupid.
     
  10. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    Remake of http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081375/ most likely and it's going to have an anti-war slant and all the preteen MTV children will lap it up. yayyyy
     
  11. Accord

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    Nice find. Go here to download a trailer of that movie which this new one is based on, it actually looks pretty funny when she goes "I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers" and then the female DI goes "Oh dear....." in this sarcastic voice :rofl:

    but yeah you're right it'll probably be antiwar and all that crap.

    Link to trailer: http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=227320
     
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  12. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    you guys never seen private benjamin?

    i showed it to poolees when i was doing recruiting
     
  13. Accord

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    I've never heard of it until your post.

    You were a recruiter? :cool:

    (or do you mean recruiters assistance after boot?)
     
  14. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    9 months of recruiting duty a year ago
     
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    in for rape scene / 20000000000 dudes trying to hit that.
     
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    Meh, will be shitty but I imagine she will make a uniform look damn good :cool:
     
  17. ShoToonz

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    So does that mean her ass is gonna do what 70% of the other women in the army does? get really wide?
     
  18. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    can't wait to see pictures of her in uniform!
     
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    Sounds pretty accurate to me. :dunno:
     
  20. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    she's going to make the uniform look good?

    you people are fucking retarded. it's military cammies
     
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    "Whats a bayonet? Oh do you put those in your hair?"
     
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    She could wear a pile of shit and still have guys drooling over her.
     
  23. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    she got lucky. she looks no hotter than a third rate porn star.
     
  24. Socrates

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    That's definitely true.

    I wonder how dumbasses like her actually get famous. She isn't even very talented...
     

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