GUN Prisoner caught with grenade where?

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  1. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070302/od_nm/elsalvador_grenade_dc;_ylt=Agx6u1SA8LC4j2akzhL7kXzMWM0F
    Prisoner caught with grenade where?
    Fri Mar 2, 9:25 AM ET

    SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an
    El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.
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    Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.

    They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.

    "We'll have to expel the objects and if they won't come out we'll have to perform surgery in hospital," said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.

    Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.

    Prisoners in the Central American country use weapons to try to escape or attack fellow inmates and prison guards, and use cellular phones to order free gang members to commit crimes or smuggle narcotics.

    :eek4: :ugh:
    I have an M67 here not sure what the size difference is but no way in hell... but I guess its probably not to hard to fit after spending time in a central american prison :mamoru:
     
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    Soybomb New Member

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    A golf ball is pretty small....
     
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    :rofl: please tell me you didn't just experiment...

    I want to know how these guys swallowed cell phones! :eek4:
     
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    Vermincelli Banned

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    There is an easier way to remove the phones and grenade. Tie them all together, reach up with a hook, pull pin....profit

    Just remember to video tape it for youtube
     
  5. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    I'll send you one of my "baseball" style grenades which is probably what it was, wanna see if it fits?
     
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    Aww man now we're gonna have to move this thread to FS.

    I have no idea how someone could swallow a cell phone.
     

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