MIL President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

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    President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

    President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
    battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an
    apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush
    doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the
    last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to
    surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace,
    warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines
    to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be
    overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours
    of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even
    one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but
    thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before
    they went on pregnancy leave. President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our
    marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He
    also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors,
    or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better.
     
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    they made up for that mistake ten fold in WW2 though
     
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