POST YOUR GOAL THREAD. BOSS. DAN DECKER. ROSS. MIYAY. BANGIN MAD BLONDE PUSSY.

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  1. Patrick Bateman

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    ROLLIN IN THE 99' PATH SITTIN ON 14'S HOLLA AT CHA BOI.
     
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    first
     
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    that shit aint baller son
     
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    mad plastic

    bet that pussy is drier than a mothafucka
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    my lower body will look like his if I ever get swole. Dinky fucking legs FTL
     
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    this how you gotta do, just lay back wit a blunt in your all black and let your chain blind them haters

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    i would love to date a fitness slut like that, fuck i love fake bitches.

    this thread is about dan deckers glutes though so stay on track bros
     
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    yeah that brostein got some boss legs

    looks like he is all torso with short legs though.

    like me :bowdown:
     
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    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    Take that guy in the first post and stretch him on a medieval torture device until he is 6" taller. I'll take that.
     
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    im 6'0-6'1 but thats the frame i want.






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    thats how its done
     
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    I'm one of those guys who has a supersmall, almost microscopic penis. When I'm soft, you can barely tell I have one, or if it's cold or I've been swimming, it virtually disappears into a small discolored patch of skin on my crotch. Balls are virtually non-existent. And for some reason, I fuckin' love to show it off, the smaller the better. When someone sees my cock, I KNOW they see it, because the reaction is great. Either shock followed by laughter or shock outright. I always know when it's been seen.

    I especially like showing it off in the lockerroom. After I finish my cardio, it's crazy small in my biking shorts. When I go back to the lockers, I try to make sure it's a busy time (after lunch, around 1, is great; you get all the straight office guys showering up to go back to work). I'll strip off right away at my locker, which is in the middle of the room. I take my time getting ready for the shower, all the while knowing that my hairless, child-sized penis is on display for everyone to see. The dick is so small that it always attracts attention, but since this is a grown-up gym, not high school, no one comments. A few times I've seen a guy look at it, smile, and a few seconds later, when he's talking with his buddy, they'll snicker, and I know they're talking about my penis. Do you have any idea how hot it is when you're that exposed and people are talking about you? And since my cock is so shocking, it always garners extended glances.

    The gym is large and has private and group showers. Of course I use the group showers! I take my time too and always finish up with a few minutes of water as cold as I can stand. By the time I get back to the lockerroom, you can't even see the head of my penis at all; it completly retracts, and so do my balls. Sometimes I'll shave at the sink completely bareassed, all the while guys come and go and look and try to keep from being so damned obvious.

    Don't know why I love my little cock so much, or showing it off like I do. Anybody wanna know more, post a response here or send me a personal message!
     
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    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    That's about what I'd shoot for.

    And bigger, more pronounced glutes.

    No homo
     
  18. Frank Dux

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    steroid free :bowdown:

    I don't like the physique most modern body builders...too fucking big and out of proportion although I greatly admire them for the hard work and dedication they put in.
     
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    Neither of the above are androgen/"steroid" free bro :mamoru:
     
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    is you saying that arnold was steroid free/
     
  21. Frank Dux

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    I thought Wolfehunter was?!?! I know Arnold isn't...
     
  22. Frank Dux

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    Hell no. I watched bigger faster stronger... he's been juicing since he's a teen. :rofl::rofl:
     
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    I thought Dan Decker was really short, like 5'6
     
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    IIRC Timberwolf has used pro hormones which hardly makes you "natural". But I'd guess his physique has more to do with the 20 some odd years of training and consistent strict diet w/ monitoring of calories and macros.
     
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    haha, plz nudesy, lets not take away what Timber has accomplished because of some 4AD or somethin. Tsk tsk.
     
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