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  1. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    the pimpin panda: haha check out my new post in that thread
    the pimpin panda: last girl i hooked up with..
    shark vs man: aing
    shark vs man: you nerd
    shark vs man: haha
    the pimpin panda: lol
    shark vs man: you im me to ask if i saw your ot post
    shark vs man: haha
    shark vs man: you crack me up bro
    the pimpin panda: LIES
    the pimpin panda: that never happened!
    the pimpin panda: haha cavefish does the same thing to me
    the pimpin panda: i'll have an away message up and i'll come back to see like 3 links to ot threads that he posted in
    the pimpin panda: rofl
    shark vs man: haha fucking nerds

    i have a wealth from jonno...just none saved
     
  2. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    the pimpin panda: dude gogz is looking pretty good huh?
    shark vs man: yeah.. his arms are really smooth. i wonder what he uses for his skin
    the pimpin panda: uhhh that's not what i was talking about bro
    shark vs man: :o
    the pimpin panda: :ugh:
     
  3. G-n-P

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    that is classic
     
  4. Jeg1983

    Jeg1983 OT Supporter

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  5. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    hahaha its like secretly listening to the teachers lounge
     
  6. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    when pur gets on here this thread is gonna have like 14 pages
     
  7. Grouch

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    CaveFish99 (9:45:22 AM): you should use crunking to pick up women
    One23456BASS (9:45:30 AM): i try they dont care :(
    CaveFish99 (9:45:33 AM): "hay want to come back to my place and rip some playing cards in half?"
    One23456BASS (9:46:10 AM): yeah see i tried that but nothing man
     
  8. Grouch

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    One23456BASS (11:57:43 PM): well i just banged a fat chick
    CaveFish99 (11:57:48 PM): its ok
    CaveFish99 (11:57:49 PM): we've all been there
    CaveFish99 (11:57:55 PM): how fat?
    One23456BASS (11:58:09 PM): mmmm like 5-6 180lbs i would guess
    CaveFish99 (11:58:45 PM): ...
    CaveFish99 (11:58:48 PM): yeah that is pretty fat
    CaveFish99 (11:58:50 PM): I bet you feel dirty
    CaveFish99 (11:58:58 PM): how drunk were you?
    One23456BASS (11:58:59 PM): i was banging a 5-11 180lbs girl who was hella hot and i was trying to work the relationship but i failed.
    One23456BASS (11:59:12 PM): well i made sure i washed after.
    CaveFish99 (11:59:17 PM): ok "180lb girl" and "hella hot" do not belong in the same sentence
    CaveFish99 (11:59:19 PM): most of the time
    One23456BASS (11:59:22 PM): it only took 2
    CaveFish99 (11:59:29 PM): 160 maybe, 180 is pushing it
    One23456BASS (11:59:32 PM): nigger at 5-11
    CaveFish99 (11:59:36 PM): eh
    CaveFish99 (11:59:41 PM): so you were sober
    One23456BASS (11:59:41 PM): its like volleyball style
    CaveFish99 (11:59:44 PM): when you banged this midget fat bitch
    One23456BASS (11:59:51 PM): yeah pretty much
    CaveFish99 (11:59:57 PM): ouch
    One23456BASS (12:00:00 AM): i was getting desperate and she put out
    CaveFish99 (12:00:01 AM): what were you thinking
    CaveFish99 (12:00:05 AM): yeah
    CaveFish99 (12:04:55 AM): did she try to eat you?
    One23456BASS (12:05:04 AM): no thank god
    One23456BASS (12:05:25 AM): but she had big tits and gave me head too
    CaveFish99 (12:06:04 AM): did she lick your ass?
    CaveFish99 (12:06:08 AM): fat girls are good for making them do weird shit
    One23456BASS (12:06:30 AM): no no :(
    CaveFish99 (12:07:50 AM): did she fuck you in the ass with a strapon?
    One23456BASS (12:10:13 AM): she offered. I said next time
    One23456BASS (12:10:26 AM): i had just done ass crunks at the gym and i was sore
    CaveFish99 (12:11:34 AM): good point
    One23456BASS (12:12:43 AM): i should shove me hg500 up her ass next time
    CaveFish99 (12:12:53 AM): yeah
    CaveFish99 (12:12:58 AM): put one handle in her ass
    CaveFish99 (12:13:00 AM): and one in the twat
    CaveFish99 (12:13:01 AM): or better yet
    CaveFish99 (12:13:03 AM): NUTS IN DA ASS
    One23456BASS (12:13:08 AM): haha
    CaveFish99 is away at 12:27:23 AM.
     
  9. Grouch

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    CaveFish99 (10:38:37 PM): I HAVE SEX WITH SUPERMODELS ALL DAY
    CaveFish99 (10:38:40 PM): AND MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU
    One23456BASS (10:40:12 PM): I have sex with super super models, fucking loser
    One23456BASS (10:40:54 PM): just delete it
    CaveFish99 (10:41:09 PM): nah it could be fun
    One23456BASS (10:41:15 PM): ok :)
    CaveFish99 (10:42:05 PM): HELP MY SEX MUSCLES
    One23456BASS (10:42:32 PM): I'll help his get punched in the face mucles
    CaveFish99 (10:43:08 PM): haha
    CaveFish99 (10:43:08 PM): me too
    One23456BASS (10:44:40 PM): http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?p=33224347#post33224347
    CaveFish99 (10:45:02 PM): haha
    CaveFish99 (10:45:04 PM): you a bouncer? ;p
    CaveFish99 (10:45:05 PM): nigga please
    One23456BASS (10:45:27 PM): what bitch
    One23456BASS (10:47:06 PM): i'll bounce you
    CaveFish99 (10:47:12 PM): I'd bounce your ass like a real nigga
    One23456BASS (10:54:15 PM): hah i pulled the good o'l racial slur
    CaveFish99 (10:54:20 PM): haha, ilyusha as a bouncer
    CaveFish99 (10:54:21 PM): yeah right
    CaveFish99 (10:54:24 PM): he'd get his ass beat to shit
    CaveFish99 (10:55:20 PM): I'd bounce his whole trailer park into the mississippi
    One23456BASS (10:56:43 PM): http://www.rsdb.org/
    One23456BASS (10:59:58 PM): man im so under rated in F&N and you know it
    CaveFish99 (11:02:26 PM): haw
    CaveFish99 (11:02:28 PM): its all the crunking
     
  10. Grouch

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    the pimpin panda (7:16:36 PM): dude
    One23456BASS (7:16:40 PM): ddue
    the pimpin panda (7:16:42 PM): i need you help
    the pimpin panda (7:16:43 PM): now
    the pimpin panda (7:16:44 PM): seriously
    One23456BASS (7:16:47 PM): ok
    the pimpin panda (7:16:52 PM): well...
    the pimpin panda (7:16:54 PM): i uh
    the pimpin panda (7:17:02 PM): just took my animal pak.. and i kinda turned into a kitten
    One23456BASS (7:17:12 PM): fucking bitch\
    the pimpin panda (7:17:15 PM): hahahaha
    One23456BASS (7:17:20 PM): alright this is what you do
    the pimpin panda (7:17:24 PM): k
    One23456BASS (7:17:28 PM): and do it fucking now!
    the pimpin panda (7:17:42 PM): :cool:
    the pimpin panda (7:17:49 PM): does it involve crunking :noes:L
    One23456BASS (7:18:10 PM): Find the hardest alcohol you can, line up 5 shots, light them on fire and down them.
    the pimpin panda (7:18:23 PM): nyce
    One23456BASS (7:18:50 PM): find a brick wall, and i want you to punch it bare knuckled till your down to the bone
    the pimpin panda (7:18:59 PM): haw
    One23456BASS (7:20:01 PM): drag those bloody back to your room, grab your crunkers and i want to to crunk while watching T2 and cursing the worst obsenities you can think of
    the pimpin panda (7:20:11 PM): i dont have any crunkers
    the pimpin panda (7:20:11 PM): wtc
    One23456BASS (7:20:20 PM): well then you're fucked
    the pimpin panda (7:20:38 PM): word
    One23456BASS (7:23:54 PM): my hands are a little week from that phone book. my crunking isn't going to hot
    the pimpin panda (7:25:33 PM): heh
    One23456BASS (7:25:46 PM): its ok though im still getting pictures
    One23456BASS (7:26:16 PM): i got my HG300 to 1mm on my first try but the last one was a bit weaker
    One23456BASS (7:36:10 PM): alright up loading pics now
    the pimpin panda (7:36:54 PM): :cool:
    the pimpin panda (7:41:07 PM): you have an addiction
    the pimpin panda (7:41:35 PM): posted
    One23456BASS (7:41:58 PM): ass
     
  11. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    purevl: you doing pullups?
    shark vs man: alright
    shark vs man: yeah man i always do
    purevl: with weight
    shark vs man: 4x10 usually
    shark vs man: im too heavy to do them wide grip with wieght
    shark vs man: haha
    purevl: you got a spot?
    shark vs man: very sporatically
    purevl: time to use it and get 5-6 with a 45 on ya,
    purevl: and 4 forced
    purevl: dont give me that im too heavy crap, i get to 260 and still add 90 at times
    purevl: just do it
    shark vs man: yeah man youre way stronger than me
    purevl: i want fucking thick knarly wings that make women puke
    purevl: so get it done
     
  12. G-n-P

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    aaah, good ol' pimpin panda
     
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    nukegoat: preemo benched 325
    nukegoat: he pwns you
    One23456BASS: yeah but he is buff so it doesn't count
    nukegoat: true


    nukegoat: i should drink more protein
    nukegoat: and get to bed
    One23456BASS: then i should punch you in the face


    One23456BASS: beach lifter my ass. Next time you step in to the ocean your gangly little legs arn't going to do you a bitof good the next time Jaws goes looking for lunch

    One23456BASS: are you myspace sluting it up
    nukegoat: no i deleted my myspace account
    One23456BASS: yeah but not the whores on your aim. youre pimping aren't you
    nukegoat: fuck those bitches
    nukegoat: i already told you man
    nukegoat: every single one of them is useless
    One23456BASS: hahha well yeah but it never stopped me from trying.
    One23456BASS: its one of those things. you know the stove is hot but you touch it anyways
     
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    Mike3110: i used to bench press with a cig in my mouth

    ANiMALHoLiE: i wonder how much protein a bowl of tweak has in it

    Smokey8686: abs, shmabs
     
  16. y0gfx

    y0gfx BURAAAJYANAII!!!

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    i wish i was cool enoguh to get im'ed by the ot f&n broly crew. :hsd:
     
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  18. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    its always nice to get on at like 3am and have a random 'LYTEW8' IM
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    :o
     
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    the pimpin panda: hey asl?
    Le55Than0: wtf?
    the pimpin panda: got any pixxx cyber vixxxen?
    Le55Than0: Jonno, wtf are you doing?
    the pimpin panda: I'm so lonely :wtc:
    Le55Than0: fag.

    Block.
     
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    I can't post my IMs. LOL I guess I could if I wanted to piss off the whole fucking board.
     
  22. jonno

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    CaveFish99: I thought I saw a guy from animalpak.com last night
    CaveFish99: in a porn
    the pimpin panda: hahhaha wtf
    CaveFish99: like you know the big dude with the OVERCOME tattoo on his right arm
    the pimpin panda: no
    CaveFish99: well I'm sitting here watching this movie
    CaveFish99: and these two guys are tag teaming this hot blonde bitch
    the pimpin panda: haha
    CaveFish99: and I see OVERCOME on this one guys arm
    CaveFish99: I was like WTF
    CaveFish99: and he was pretty built tooo
    CaveFish99: but then I looked at the porn guys was on his left arm, the animal pak doods was on his right arm
    CaveFish99: I was disappointed
     
  23. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I have an endless amount of these since I have every AIM conversation for the past two years logged by username and date.

    I'll have to find some good ones that aren't too incriminating :p
     
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    we've had some funny ones but i dont save em :rofl:
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Heh, here's one I picked at random from my Gogz folder from Dec 06, 2004:

    CaveFish99 (3:01:14 PM): totaly is such a roid monkey its funny
    Crckh02k (3:01:23 PM): and he totaly lies about all his lifts
    CaveFish99 (3:01:27 PM): he's like WELL AFTER THIS CYCLE I'M GONNA BE BENCHING 800LBS AND IF ANYONE LOOKS AT ME FUNNY I'M GONNA KICK THEIR ASS
    Crckh02k (3:01:31 PM): only squats he ever does are on smith machine
    CaveFish99 (3:01:40 PM): I like how he acts like a hardass on the forum
    Crckh02k (3:01:45 PM): and i havent seen him deadlift in like a year
    Crckh02k (3:01:55 PM): and for someone always on the juice hes pretty small
    Crckh02k (3:01:59 PM): like im bigger than him
    CaveFish99 (3:02:48 PM): heh
    CaveFish99 (3:02:49 PM): no shit?
    CaveFish99 (3:03:02 PM): what was up with the SOME KID USED MY BENCH SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH 200LB DB'S?
    Crckh02k (3:03:10 PM): hes probably like 200 205 about 5'10
    CaveFish99 (3:03:20 PM): awesome
    Crckh02k (3:03:23 PM): hes a complete joke dont worry about him
    CaveFish99 (3:03:28 PM): he should check himself before he wrecks himself
    Crckh02k (3:03:28 PM): hangs out with all the juicers here
    CaveFish99 (3:03:38 PM): because shotgun bullets are bad for his health

    Hm here's another good one

    Crckh02k (7:31:12 PM): im all about throw backs
    Crckh02k (7:31:20 PM): rockin the chucks in the gym
    Crckh02k (7:31:34 PM): hahaha this asian girl was like "those look like bowling shoes...but thats cool"
    Crckh02k (7:31:40 PM): hahahahaha i was like uhhhh ok thanks
    CaveFish99 (7:32:00 PM): chucks are for homos
    CaveFish99 (7:32:04 PM): and militant dykes
    Crckh02k (7:32:28 PM): i wear them in the gym
     
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