MIL post funny/crazy shit your drill sergeant has said

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  1. anthrax31337

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    "You know I've seen this girl naked with penises in her"

    My TI responding to the autographed Gauge pictures my friend got me and sent while I was at Air Force BMT.
     
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    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    i don't remember anything my fucking drill instructor said.
     
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    we didnt have drill sergeants .... :o
     
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    :werd: it is all a blur

    other than me showing my D.I. a picture of my girlfriend and he said I looked like I was fucking my sister.
     
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    No DI, CC's instead "get your hand off your cocks and grab your socks shipwrecks you got a heartbeat to get your damn slimey wog ass out of my Navy issue rack and you just wasted half of it"
     
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    too many words. the marines are more effective:

    "get the fuck out or i'll smoke all 60 of your in this whiskey locker"
     
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    This farmer that I worked for one summer when I was 14 would always wake me up by banging on my door and yelling "Drop yer cock and grab yer socks - daylight's wastin'!"

    At fuckin' 0430... 7 days a week... :mad:

    I did irrigation work for him on his huge farm. He was tough as nails and mean as spit.
     
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    "how the fuck are you gonna bayonet the enemy in the face if you can't even make your fucking bed properly? sort yourself out!"

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    :bowrofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Well you thought just like nelly, the bag of shit ain't jelly
    i still have no fucking clue what that means to this day. I was so confused I almost started crying.
     
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    "What the FUCK!?" (in the hardest voice known to man while raising his hand towards the recruits face)

    The recruit had shaven his sideburns off without a mirror and went half way up his head :rofl:
     
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    In the "new army" Drill Sgts aren't allowed to curse at the recruits anymore. I know Bassjunky has told me he's slipped before when they get him mad but it'll be a cold day in hades before he ever apologizes to one :rofl:
     
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    EYOB was it a n00bie DI?
     
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    Couple questions you could maybe answer for me? 1. What's up with the fat people in the background wearing shorts / white shirts? 2. why is the 'recruit' getting yelled at wearing jeans and a gortex (?) top? 3. Why is his hair all nasty and long? 4. Why is that drill sarg / instructor eating his cover and wiping his face with it? 5. What is this place?


    but that is pretty funny :o
     
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    1. That's our g(r)ay PT gear, and that person directs people on which table to go to. I don't know why she's so thick :o
    2. New guys wear civilian clothes for "Zero Week", before we're issued uniforms. Looks like people walking in the background got coats too, so I'm guessing it's allowed in winter. Looks like fucking shit though :dunno:
    3. The first hair cut was a few days into basic if I remember right, he's probably fresh off the bus.
    4. That guy is probably a faggot.
    5. Lackland AFB, Texas.
     
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    Are you making that up? You have to be making that up. I have never heard a Drill Instructor apologize for anything. :noes:
     
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    We were in the butts behind the range. People where fucking around and leaving the holes in the wall that we sit in. Our sargeant (very very french) yelled "QUIT DICKING AROUND AIIIGHHHT!!!".....people went back to their hoels and sat down..then after a few minutes they got back up and started talking and shit he fuckign hollered "QUIT DICKING AROUND IN ZEE BUTTHOLES!!!!!" everybody started laughing......then he caught on and cracked up too.
     
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    "Drill Sergeant, are we ever going to learn any more cadences?"
    "You know how to kill don't you?"
    "Yes, Drill Sergeant."
    "Then why the fuck would you want to know how to sing?"
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    "Alright bitches, try not to get anybody killed out there. You've got 30 seconds to clear my barracks before I send you out to your parents with a light coat of oil." -Graduation Day
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    "We are going to do pushups till somebody fucking dies."
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    "Privates, you need to shut the hell up so I can enjoy my percocets."
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    "Alright men, last mile." -Every mile of the final ruckmarch
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    "How many privates do I have to kill to make E-7?"
     
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    My freakin MTI said on the first day we got there. I had my chian and key hanging out-- he called me over and whispered in my ear " What makes you think i won't hang you by this chain- do you think i give a flying fuck about a maggot like you" Needless to say i never had my key out again. Then liek 2 days later this lady TI come over to me and starts yellin and i start laughin cause she looks so fuckin funny. So then she yells out " How about I kick your pissin head off and use a spoon to take out your eyeballz son!! I was liek ohh shitz this bitch is crazy.
     

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