GUN Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine In Wooded Area

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  1. MTech

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    http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14099445/detail.html
    ALLEN PARK, Mich. --
    The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

    Groundskeeper from the Fairlane Green shopping center at Outer and Fairlane drive discovered the body shortly before 11 a.m. Monday.Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device. "I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."According to investigators, the man had to make several trips to carry the wooden and metal parts to the area in the woods.Covert said the man lived within walking distance of the spot where he died.Police said the man, whose identity police have not released, had been dead for two days.The man did not leave a suicide note.



    I didn't see this on here and I doubt if somebody posted it that it'd of been buried already cause this is just nuts..
     
  2. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Alot better then renting a gun and shooting yourself at the range.
     
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    :werd: now the media can go after D&D faggots or something.


    who are those bitches who stand in the woods throwing rocks at each other yelling "lightning bolt! lightning bolt!"?
     
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    no shit. i can respect this suicide.
     
  5. Goat

    Goat That crack is really moreish

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    That guy didn't fuck around :cool:
     
  6. MTech

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    holy shit :rofl:
     
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    those are LARPers and that vid is hysterical
     
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    How long do you think that the guy's head stayed conscious for, after the chopping? Maybe a minute?
     
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    doesn't really matter because your body isn't processing the thoughts and storing them long term

    which always makes me wonder, do you recall anything leading up to your death if your body can't store the thoughts?
     
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    This comes to mind...
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hn2rJDCndQI

    Such a great movie.
     
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    That must have been a bloody way to die. I think it is more human than the electric chair.
     
  17. t1h

    t1h Guest

    ban Guillotines
     
  18. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    That's panache.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Dude called his own out in a way that didn't ruin anyone else's day.
    Good for him.
     
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