Poison Ivy on my pee pee

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  1. EmiB

    EmiB New Member

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    Poison fuckin Ivy on my pee pee. Thought it would be a good idea to go into the woods with buncha people and have a bon fire and drink beer like crazy. We got fucked up and the fire was goin out, it was dark out, so we all got buncha shit... and poison ivy got inthere too. Everyone's faces are fucked up now... and you knwo how it is with beer, u gotta pee constantly.

    So heres a story for ya, hope you guys feel better about your problems :scratchesballs:
     
  2. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    :uh: and you're bragging about it in the vag?

    :werd:
     
  3. BATMANs

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    I had a room mate that i was really pissed at for not paying the bills when he left.

    He even tried to pull the "race card" to avoid paying the bills.

    His GF shared the house without contributing to the bills.

    So I got even.

    His cleaned laundry happen to be on the couch, grabbed one of his boxers and some fresh poison oak from a nearby park and rubbed the crotch area of the boxers with it.

    I took the shiniest and freshest set of leaves and wore gloves.

    Nonetheless, I heard them accusing each other of cheating and giving each other STDs. Both were always scratching their crotches and looked miserable.

    I tried sooo hard to have a straight face and often ran to my bedroom with tears of laughter as I stuff my face in the pillow to muffle the sounds.
     
  4. EmiB

    EmiB New Member

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    Dude, so what??

    If it brings a laugh or smile to someones face then thats great <scratchesballs> I'm laughin about it :rofl: <scratchesballs>
     
  5. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    At least you got a sense of humor about it.

    Okay, color me blonde, what is the 'race card'?
     
  6. EmiB

    EmiB New Member

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    I assume his friend is of a different race, and uses that as a reasoning why he shouldnt pay the bills and/or have his GF live there too
     

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