So, we live in a one-bedroom on campus apartment. (Cuz its cheap, yo.) I'm not the cleanest person in the world, but I am relatively sanitary. He, however, is a complete slob. Doesn't shower for days (unless he's going to meet people), doesn't clean/take out trash unless people are coming over, etc. There's a stack of nearly a dozen pizza boxes on the apartment porch (along with a bunch of crap of his -- like old computers). He's left his dishes in the sink since the beginning of august (I refuse to clean up after him anymore). (Yeah, I didn't know this when I moved in with him because he's usually "clean" in public) Anyway, he's started blaming the filth on me (which, ok, I do leave my gear lying around by my desk -- but not trash or old food) so I called him on it and he gives me this whole "I just can't handle a dirty apartment, so I blame it on you" ...half seriously bitching at me, half trying to make it a joke. So, I made a list of chores for both of us and plan on saying "We're going to start doing this since you're not happy with the state of the apartment. So we can keep each other motivated, I'm going to start calling you on it when you don't hold up your end and I'd like you to call me on it when I don't hold up mine. Is there anything you think should be added to the list?" Its gonna be a pain, because he's passive agressive and "sensitive" as hell (also, didn't know that when we moved in together). Here's my list of chores...Any recommendations on either the list or the situation? Person A Tasks Bathroom +Clean Toliet +Clean Sink +Clean Shower +Mop the Floor +Sweep the Floor +Wash the Mats Living +Vacuum Living Room Person B Tasks Kitchen +Clean Counters +Clean Stove-top & Eyes, Replace Foil +Mop Kitchen Floor +Sweep Kitchen Floor Bedroom +Sweep Bedroom +Mop Bedroom floor General Stuff +All trash goes in the trashcan. (If its big -- take it down to the dumpster) +Dirty laundry should go in a dirty laundry recepticle. +Don't leave stuff lying around on the floor or couch +Dishes shouldn't stay in the sink for more than 1 night (inc. slow cooker; do own dishes) +Take out the trash twice a week (wed - mac, sun - dick); don't leave trash on porch -- it attracts squrriels and other pests. A/B Task Schedule Mac will do Person A tasks on even numbered sundays, Person B tasks on odd numbered sundays. Dick will do Person B tasks on even numbered sundays, Person A tasks on odd numbered sundays.