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  1. jared_IRL

    jared_IRL OT Supporter

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    some pics...

    Gimme what you got.. guess my bf, laugh at me, call me names, whatever...

    And yes, I know I can't pose...

    My stats:

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  2. bigdamray

    bigdamray New Member

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    Not bad at all, keep up the good work.
     
  3. MaineSucks

    MaineSucks OT Supporter

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    thats the least hardcore "DEMON" tattoo I've ever seen
     
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    jonno New Member

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    are you from texas?
     
  5. bigdamray

    bigdamray New Member

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    Truth.
     
  6. jared_IRL

    jared_IRL OT Supporter

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    perhaps you'll change your mind after I explain...

    The tattoo is the logo from the 1971 dodge demon.

    My dad and I bought one when I was 15. Spent 2 years rebuilding it from scratch - 340, 4 speed on the floor, done perfectly. It was georgous.

    When I was 17, driving back to my highschool for wrestling practice, an old man fell asleep at the wheel and drove across an intersection on a highway, right in front of my school.

    I hit him at ~50mph.

    My face and neck smashed into the steering wheel. broke 2 vertabrae, compound fracture of my jaw, my cheekbone, my collarbone, partially collapsed my trachaea, seperated my shoulder, tore the cartiladge, split the bursa, etc...

    my passenger hit his face on the dash, split his eyelids open, broke his nose and fractured his skull.

    Apparently, I was concious enough to pull him out of the car, as it was on fire, then I collapsed in the street. I don't remember any of that.

    The old man died. 'Massive heart attack' was the official cause of death. But the drivers side of his car was non-existant.

    I mentioned earlier that this was in front of my highschool... 5-6 buses filled with my classmates drove by after the fact, and a lot gathered to watch. My sister was one of them. My heart was not beating at the scene when the ambulance got there, and she overheard a paramedic say I was dead.

    For the next two years, I was known as 'the kid who killed the old guy'.

    I got out of the hospital a few weeks later, and luckily none of my injuries were the kind that put you in a wheel chair for the rest of your life. I needed two pints of blood, 60+ stitches, and a plastic surgeon to reconnect my jaw.

    I still talk with a little lisp, and my neck never feels right... Other than that, i'm fine. While it did cost me a wrestling scholarship to college, I made it anyway with my academics..

    So I got the tattoo to remind me just how easily my shit could be over. The whole ordeal has helped me turn from being a big pussy into an outgoing, 'never settle' kind of guy. Because I prolly shouldn't be here.

    Does that make cartoon demon ok? prolly not. But I don't give a fuck.
     
  7. jared_IRL

    jared_IRL OT Supporter

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    NJ.

    why?
     
  8. GOGZILLA

    GOGZILLA Double-Uranium Member

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    :rofl: you served them good dude
     
  9. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Glad you came through okay man. I'm guessing the old man probably had the heart attack and that's what made him wreck. What a shitty story though, the road is a dangerous fucking place. :wtc:
     
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    Daman, that does change my opinion of it!!
     
  11. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Jesus Christ man, thats intense.
     
  12. MaineSucks

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    is that why you blacked out the back of your head, too?
     
  13. MaineSucks

    MaineSucks OT Supporter

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    heh... just fuckin with you dude


    at least you don't have a gay lizard tattoo on your shoulder
     
  14. Damnation

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    you really hate that thing, don't you? :rofl:
     
  15. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    damn intense story man!

    PS why black out the back of the head?
     
  16. jared_IRL

    jared_IRL OT Supporter

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    shit. I dunno why I blacked out the back of my head...

    I did em all quick, and just tossed the black square in there.

    thats hilarious!
     
  17. Leb_CRX

    Leb_CRX OT's resident terrorist

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    funny, I saw this thread last ngith and wanted to comment on the tattoo but decided against it

    that's a serious thing to have happen to you, glad you're ok now though
     
  18. jared_IRL

    jared_IRL OT Supporter

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    you saw it last night!!! :eek3::eek3::noes:



    I posted it this morning when I got to work.
     
  19. jared_IRL

    jared_IRL OT Supporter

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  20. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    Can someone do a BF% estimate on him?
     
  21. gnp

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    is that jared IRL?
     
  22. bigdamray

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    Your bloodpressure looks to be a little high in that pic!!:rofl:
     
  23. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    It's hard to talk shit about that tat after reading that :lmao: I didnt even think it was that bad.
     
  24. tarmactrr

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    between 15-20%

    Probably more like 17% if I had to guess.
     
  25. LancerV

    LancerV Something Happened OT Supporter

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    Around 8%*



    *with JermeyD's caliper
     
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