Picked up some chick last night

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  1. crunchy_black

    crunchy_black OT Supporter

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    She works at a solarium / waxing place.
    Anyway, since i don't give a shit and was rather drunk i didn't get her personal number.
    But i did get her work number because i was very interested in the thought of her waxing my balls. :hsd:
    I left a voice message on the number she gave me at 5am last night saying i want my balls waxed and i left my number. :coolugh: ( real smooth )
    Now i play the waiting game :x: - Although, some drunk dude leaving a message asking to get his balls waxed. I don't know if they will return my call or not


    Worst past is i don't know her name so i'll have to try and call the solarium and act cool.. i know she has dark hair and she is 27.
     
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    So.. the question is..

    Is it worth it?

    If getting your balls waxed were to get you sex, would you do it?
     
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    waxing your balls? :ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh:
     
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    hahahahahaha... if you don't actually want to be waxed, how about you give up the ball waxing part and just try for sex? Of course, now you're the crazy guy who called asking for a sac wax....
     
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    i fail to see the part where you 'picked her up'. you failed miserably dude lol
     
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    so is that what they qualify as "picking up a chick?"
     
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    i didn't think it was necessary to put it "we kissed alot"

    Thought it would go with out saying


    We dance, made out, hugged and chatted for most of the night.
     
  8. scotty

    scotty why don't you take a seat right over there? OT Supporter

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    so if you pop a tent while shes waxing your balls are you hoping that might lead to you getting some ass.
     
  9. crunchy_black

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    I guess, id half be doing it to get some ass, half because its something new to do.

    Also it will be funny story and i can record me getting my balls waxed and put on OT for all to enjoy :coolugh:

    Although if i cry i will delete it pronto!
     
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    well i think that was pretty vital to the story...makes a hell of a lot more sense
     
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    Only got a few hours sleep:hsd:

    It sounded good in my brain
     
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    go in there to see her
     
  14. Yail Bloor

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    you didn't pick her up

    you got her number

    big difference
     
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    lol, in on this. lets hear what happens
     
  16. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    hahahaha
    in 2 see what happens
     
  17. XaPU!M

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    You better pray that SHE actually is the one to check the messages and not a co-worker, or boss :noes:
     
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    he didnt get her number either
     
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    this is all i have to say:

    http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3312179
     

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