Pick Up Lines

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  1. JohnDoe

    JohnDoe Guest

    Girls, do they work on you?


    Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
     
  2. Socrates

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    Roses are red, violents are blue, all my base are belong to you.

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
  3. chica&buddies

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    :ugh: are you kidding me? pick up lines are, to me, the epitome of fakeness. i hate that crap. what's so hard about telling a girl, "hey, i think you're cool... we should go out <insert local establishment here> sometime."

    :rofl: tho it's rare, i also hate being referred to as 'princess.' wtf? anything too mushy or girlie, and i wanna throw up. :hs:
     
  4. Jester

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    People call you "princess?" :rofl:

    I've used, "gorgeous," "beautiful," "sexy," etc., but not when I first meet someone.

    Pick-up lines are for people who lack basic conversation skills.
     
  5. "Hey you.... yeah, you with the hatchet wound... if that shit ain't bleedin, you wanna trow down with some prize meat steak?"

    <grab crotch suggestively at this time, sway back and forth and tongue air if there is enough clearance around you>
     
  6. neebelung

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    Nope, usually we can see right through "lines"... now that's not to say we won't TALK to a guy if he comes up with something particularly funny or clever... but if you DO get somewhere with us, it's cus your personality won us over (and your looks), and not cus of the line itself.


    But we tend to prefer guys who will approach us with no pretense, and don't feel the need to cover up their embarassment/shyness/nervousness with humor. A guy who just shows confidence (NOT cockiness) and has a warm smile, who expresses his interest in a genuine manner (not in a crude way) will have far better success.
     
  7. Penny1484

    Penny1484 cute but kind of evil

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    IslanderOffRoad Do you even lift kit? OT Supporter

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    Lines are fun if you're going for corny. Nobody takes them seriously though
     
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    :werd:
     
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  11. Sceptre81

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    exactly....few of us went out to a bar one night and just started walking up to women for a laugh and using every line we could think of. after a short time, all the women in the bar knew what we were at and just went along with us and had a laugh

    i caught one girls attention that night...didn't go anywhere though :dunno:
     
  12. Mugwump

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    What's the occasion?
     
  13. BedBunny

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    exactly. if someone honestly wants to be taken seriously with a pickup line it ain't happenin'.
     
  14. Most of the time you just have a good laugh (at the expense of the guy who just tried to hook up with you with some lame pick up line he heard from a buddy)....
    If you like the girl the basic sentence of "Hi, how are you?" is good to start with....lol
     
  15. djshooter22

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    Now that is funny. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I cannot say that I have ever heard that before.
     
  16. IslanderOffRoad

    IslanderOffRoad Do you even lift kit? OT Supporter

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    You know, if you were a booger I'd pick you first
     
  17. car ramrod

    car ramrod I'm all highway

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    You know, you really smell. You and I should take a shower together.
     
  18. car ramrod

    car ramrod I'm all highway

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    Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
     
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    Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat? cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

    (only works if they're drinking 1% milk)

    But they've done research. 60% of the time, it works every time.
     
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    lol
     
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    "Hi there, those pants are very becoming on you."
    "Thanks."
    "Of course if I was on you I'd be cumming to!"
     
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    "you know what would look good on you?.........me."
     
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    Any guy who approaches me with a line has just ended his chance of getting my attention or interest in him. Reason....lines are pathetic. I like a guy who doesn't need a line he memorized to get me to talk to him. Rather a guy who actually has something real to say gets my attention. It's ok to say he thinks i have a beautiful smile or to give other compliments but a lame line like, "did it hurt? When you fell from heaven." or "your feet must be tired because you've been walking through my mind all day,"just sounds cheesy to me imo.
     
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    roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    sugar is sweet,
    and so is your ass.
     
  25. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    nice shoes, wanna f*ck
     

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