MIL .... physical exams

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  1. eightsevenzero

    eightsevenzero New Member

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    ... i recently heard that you get a tube stuck up your ass and penis when you come back from deployment................................................ :eek4::noes::ugh:
     
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    kill yourself
     
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    yourself, kill
     
  4. Julius

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    no, they shove a pterodactyl up your dick
     
  5. eightsevenzero

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    no its a serious question.... lol something about checking for venereal diseases and what not and to check prostate if you're 25 years and older. knew a guy that came back from iraq crying about it, afraid of the "finger" man
     
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    usually if they have reason to believe you have a VD you'll get rodded off the range, they usually only do that if you go to sick call and tell the medics that you might be fucked up

    so, i guess the answer to your question is no....but we do get a shot in the testicles with a square needle
     
  7. Julius

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    getting rodded lol, still love that term
     
  8. MassiveGas

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    i had a friend get rodded because he thought he had something

    another friend had it because he had some blockage due to sand being in his vagina or whatever
     
  9. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Yeah, that sucks pretty bad. They missed the nut on my first one, so after the swelling went down, they had to try at it again. Thankfully they got it the second time.
     
  10. eightsevenzero

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    wtf?! whats it for? and how often?
     
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    You only get it if you are born on a leap year.
     
  12. evan2

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    yea so 10 years in , 5 deployments nothing put into my penis or ass....

    not sure what funky shit you guys are getting into.
     
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    That's not part of the normal physical.

    Your buddy must have been doing some questionable acts with his pen0r and wanted to get it tested.
     
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    Been in 5 yrs, and only had the Hernia check.
     
  16. evan2

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    :rofl: :noes:
     
  17. eightsevenzero

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    :rofl:
     
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    getting your bore punched. :mamoru:

    And physicals vary by occupation and age too.
    can you say prostate check? :eek4::noes:
     
  19. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    bunch of douchecanoes.
     
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    its really not that bad
     
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    well, if you stay in the army after age 40...get ready to get penetrated annually ;)
     

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