A&P Photoshop

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  1. Doogler

    Doogler New Member

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    Would that be considered art? If it is then ide like to post some of my graphics that ive done over the years. Im hoping to design graphic t-shirts one day
     
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    xenon supra OT Supporter

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    post away my friend :bigok:
     
  3. Doogler

    Doogler New Member

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    thank you...friend? im willing to help out anyone with anything. Like making a picture with you on a mountain, getting rid of braces, just about anything ill do. I have nothing to do all day so i can respond fast
     
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    lets see some of your work..
     
  5. Doogler

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    i think im to new to post anything...which kinda screws the whole reason for this topic
     
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    UnNakedChef 2jz Sackrider Holder

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    You fucking shut your whore mouth. This man offered to take off your braces and put you on top of a fucking mountain, and this is how you talk to him? :rant2:
     
  8. Tonster MBA

    Tonster MBA OT'r of the Year 2013 OT Supporter

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    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.


    Can you photoshop the shower curtain out of my fantasy?
     
  9. MawcDrums

    MawcDrums Active Member

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    :rofl: this is gross :rofl:

    I think you have to be at 100 posts to be able to post a picture.. so that's why this guy can't do anything yet.
     
  10. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    upload photos to a host, and post...
     
  11. MawcDrums

    MawcDrums Active Member

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    just the links you mean? yeah mang, do that.
     
  12. Tonster MBA

    Tonster MBA OT'r of the Year 2013 OT Supporter

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    Not as gross as the one summer long ago...
    When I was about 15 years old I was very sexually curious so I went into my parents bathroom and started playing with my moms tampons. Being a guy and not having a vagina I stuck one up my butt. After a little pain I was able to get it out, but unfortunantly it had a little poo on it. I didnt want to get caught playing with tampons so I cleaned it up a much as possible and put it back in the applicator. A few weeks later my mom went to the doctor and when i asked what for she paused nervously and said "for feminine reasons" I felt really bad cuz i think she used the poo tampon I put back.
     
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    :rofl: where do you find this crap?
     
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    You've been on OT for 5 yrs and have never seen Terminator.txt , etc?
     
  15. MawcDrums

    MawcDrums Active Member

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    I've seen terminator text and other things, but definitely not the poo tampon one LOL...

    Didn't realize he was spamming things like bearfantasy or whatever ;p
     
  16. Tonster MBA

    Tonster MBA OT'r of the Year 2013 OT Supporter

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    I use to do a lot of drugs,

    I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when my dad approached me. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first--" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer hog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with the drugs, I like to tell them this story.
     
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    :rofl: I love that hammer one..
     
  18. Doogler

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    i need a hundred post to post links and images, fuck my life
     
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    Tonster MBA OT'r of the Year 2013 OT Supporter

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    www. post a link like this. c0m
     
  20. Dogz

    Dogz interior crocodile moderator

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    Can you PM them to me ?

    I'll post them on your behalf. Unless theyre really good then I'll claim its all my own work :bowdown:
     
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    i know its nothing to special, i made it real quick to show that i can atleast do something
     
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    Looks like he'll be receiving full credit.
     
  24. MawcDrums

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    :rofl::o
     
  25. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    :bowrofl:
     

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