Peter Jackson's Lovely Bones

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  1. edward_cullen

    edward_cullen Unemployed Since 08

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    My Official Review

    "Peter Jackson does it again, only this time, it's not an epic adventure roller coaster ride were on. He's taking us on a deep, emotional, slow paced, ferry ride that will pass deep within your emotions, and will not only stimulate your mind, but also your eyes, with magnificent beautiful visuals."


    You're probably wondering how on earth I could have seen this movie yet when it's not even officially released yet, right? Well, that's one of the benefits of being a Hollywood insider with the right connections, and also being a seasoned respected movie guru, you get a lot of invitations to the Big Hollywood Premiere's, and also DVD advance copies. Anyways, it's a really good movie, go check it out.
     
  2. c0ldf1ame

    c0ldf1ame New Member

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    didnt like it, i was really annoyed by the girl, i read the book a long time ago and thought it was a little bit teeny but good. the movie was a little bit too much. The effects were not very well done either, could have been much more beautiful
     
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    you're the biggest fucking liar i've seen on OT in years. your review is garbage. you're not an insider. you download from torrents. sh.
     
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    ^:rofl:

    its been playing in LA since mid december :hsd:
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    What a joke. I'm surprised this guy can even spell "Hollywood insider," Much less be one!!
     
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    Not only not wondering, but don't care. You are one of thousands, maybe millions of people who have seen this move.

    And what the hell is a seasoned respected movie guru?
     
  7. Zero

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    see ed? nobody thinks you're special here.
     
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    Hated this. Complete waste of time.
     
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    dumbest movie I've ever seen.
     
  10. Zero

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    proving once again, TS knows nothing about film and is the only thing he's inside of is the closet.
     
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    Not watched yet..
     
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    I thought some of the dream/heaven sequence stuff went too far.. Overboard i guess. But overall I found the movie enjoyable, even though I didn't like the ending. 3 stars.
     
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    terrible fucking movie, and as if anybody should give a shit about someone's opinions on movies when their username is fucking Edward Cullen :rofl:
     
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    i came for the edward hate. what a faggot.
     
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    edward_cullen Unemployed Since 08

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    You know what, it's a unique movie, and I don't blame everybody for not liking it, because to be honest, the majority of general movie-goers can't and won't understand it. It's a very sophisticated movie, with a hidden meaning to it, and it's probably something most of you won't be able to understand. Anyways, I still stand behind my review, and give it a "Highly Recommended" rating.
     
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    you better listen to him. he's a bigshot in hollywood. :mamoru:
     
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    Care to post like an adult, and explain what you mean by that?

    if you want to tell us that a movie is good, tell us WHY you think it is good.
     
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    you're asking a lot of this one. he was dropped on his head repeatedly when he was a child.
     
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    :rofl::rofl: haha he still posts like a HOLLYWOOD INSIDER movie guru. no one believes you or even cares ed. you tardulator
     
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    he staunchly defends his insider status and the 'fact' that he hangs around with celebrities on a daily basis, despite the fact that he's living off of unemployment in his mom's house.
     
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    your username is a character from Twilight you gaylord, don't even talk like you're capable of sophisticated thought :rofl:
     
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    All that turd needs is some corn and peanuts, so much wasted time with the dead chick fucking around in the tall grass. They should have followed the book a little closer.
     
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    Is this guy for real?

    The fantasy sequences were juvenile and and over the top, which can be said for pretty much the whole movie. Very little about the movie rang true even with the suspension of belief required to buy into the "Suzy" sequences.

    Stanley Tucci was exceptionally creepy as the killer, but the rest of the acting was unremarkable.
     
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    :love:
     
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    hahaha, you're kinda hilarious.

    The movie was weak as fuck though imo. I watched it after a LOTR marathon i did when i was sick (hadn't seen em in hella long) so i was pumped to see The Lovely Bones especially after hearing about all the golden globe noms it received. I ended up extremely disappointed.
     

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