GUN Perfect response to someone who says that you're paranoid for carrying concealed

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    [You lock your front door at night? You must be paranoid!]

    [You lock the doors on your car? You must be paranoid!]

    [You have smoke detectors on every floor of your house? You must be paranoid!]
     
  2. Bigsnake

    Bigsnake OT Supporter

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    Remember New Orleans

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  3. I think the response I use is better: "Eat shit and die"

    :hsughno:
     
  4. PanzerAce

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    that also works.
     
  5. Gimik

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    I just roll my eyes and tell them I'll still try to help them if I can.
     
  6. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    That response works for me.
     
  7. eWRXshun

    eWRXshun hai

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    "OK, Terrific." probably works well...
     
  8. Aequitas

    Aequitas If it keeps on raining, levee's going to break.

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    "Hopefully it isn't you that I'm afraid of"
     
  9. Thunderbear

    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    I'm partial to "Are you threatening me?"
     
  10. Dragoon

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    :rofl:
     
  11. blindarrow

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    My favorite response is "You're free to think so, and I'm free to carry."
     
  12. I still think mines the best :o
     
  13. ryan112ryan

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    i would wonder why they weren't parinoid......i have a gun...you don't id be concerned :rofl:
     
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    My right to carry helps protect your right to say I can't :squint:
     
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    best one so far
     
  16. Powderburn

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    i guess "shut your stupid ass up before i shoot you in the goddamn face" isnt the PC retort to this huh? :p
     
  17. Sssnake

    Sssnake meh

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    My reply

    "I use it for work...Now GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!!!"
     
  18. black96gtvert

    black96gtvert "Is that goal regulation size or what!" -Happy Gil

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  19. 1BadZ

    1BadZ Uber :Aug2000: GM Nazi

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    My responce is:

    "My firearm is to protect me from crazy people like you."
     
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  21. GunShow

    GunShow You had best unfuck yourself

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    For people who ask me why I carry all the time I normally respond with:

    Do you only buckle your seat belt when you know you are going to get into an accident?
     
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    Very nice.
     
  23. 007

    007 Riden, sliden, whipin and dippin, my chrome strips

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    Or tell them paranoid for thinking your parinoid.
     
  24. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    The question is not am I paranoid. It is: Am I paranoid enough? :eek3:

    I now announce my intention to shamelessly steal Thunderbear's reply as my new standard.
     
  25. Thunderbear

    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    I'm honored, Kelly. :rofl:


    Use it with aplomb!
     

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