Pat Robertson is Broly v.2000lblegpress

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  1. Greek Mofo

    Greek Mofo "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the compan

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    http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9454343

    I need his magical protein shake :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :rofl:

    edit: link to CBN website http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp

     
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  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    His protein shake consists of the blended up souls of PAGAN HOMOSEXUAL FORNICATORS WHO ARE BURNING IN HELL.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    He is a moron and gives a really bad name to Christians.
     
  5. Greek Mofo

    Greek Mofo "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the compan

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  6. Wombats Unlimited

    Wombats Unlimited OT Supporter

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    I bet anything it's 2000 pounds total, i.e 200 x 10
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    Did you bother clicking on the link?
     
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    Who cares, it's a leg press

    From the main forum: "I can leg press 900, that's about a 650-700 Squat!"

    :rofl:
     
  9. Greek Mofo

    Greek Mofo "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the compan

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    Heres the true secret to bodybuilding according to Pat Robertson :noes:

    In a Blender add - Juice, low fat milk, or water
    -5 tbsp soy protein isolate
    -5 tbsp whey protein isolate
    -2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
    -1 tbsp flaxseed oil
    -1 tbsp safflower oil
    -2 tbsp soy lecithin
    -1 tsp MSM powder
    -1 tsp glutamine
    -frozen berries
    -atrificial sweetener
    -1 tsp creatine

    what does everyone think? :hsugh:
     
  10. Wombats Unlimited

    Wombats Unlimited OT Supporter

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    Yeah, the sportsline site just quoted the 2000lb number from the CBN site, which just says he can leg press 2000lbs, never gets specififc saying it's one rep.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing.
     
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    uf20wop OT Supporter

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    any dipshit can do 200 x 10

    that's not even 2 45 plates on each side
     
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    You count the sled when you leg press?
     
  14. ZeroSkillet

    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    Math Major?
     
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    uf20wop OT Supporter

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    i dont

    im not sure if you're supposed to or not, i just count the plates
     
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    uf20wop OT Supporter

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    engineer :cool:
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    Might want to recalculate that then.:hsugh:

    Maybe a different forumla?:hsughno:
     
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    1. :ugh2: Math

    2. We're talking about a 76 year old man who doesn't look like he's ever lifted a weight.
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    Engineers have an umistakable forumla.

    45 x 2 = 90

    90 + 90 = 200

    :hsugh:
     
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    uf20wop OT Supporter

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    oh god dammit wtf ever i was thinking with a bb

    its fucking 200 pounds big fucking deal
     
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    uf20wop OT Supporter

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    i shit 200 lbs
     
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    ZeroSkillet Matt Hughes > *

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    with a BB itll be over 200.

    :hsugh:
     
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    uf20wop OT Supporter

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    with a bb two 45s on each side is 225

    so i said that its not even 2 45s on each side because i was adding in the bb
     
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    back to work :mad:
     
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