Owned by myspace angles......

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  1. Chris90210

    Chris90210 New Member

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    So for the past few days a chick has been emailing me on myspace and we talked on msn/phone and tonight we met(this was not a date) at a local coffee house I go to......... Well :wtc: the angles strike again. This chick was pretty big..... well there was nothing pretty about it. What made things even worse was the BO she was producing :barf: Now I am not the smallest dude in the world but at least i'm in the gym doing something about it(past 6 months) After the coffee we go for a walk and continue talking(on a flat piece of sidewalk she was getting winded and I was like wtf?). At this point I had two options 1-night stand or friendzone her....... Well to keep from having a clinger I decided to friendzone her. So I do the best to friendzone her and shortly after we parted I get a call from her Clinger flag number 1. I kept it real short because I don't like driving/talking on the phone w/out my bluetooth headset. Then shortly after that I get a text from her "{girl} wants u to go to the club tomorrow i stole her phone just to tell you that" Clinger flag number 2. Yes I saw her meet up with her friends after I left but still I know BS when I see it. This reason enough for me to hit delete next time I get an email from someone on myspace who I do not know.....
     
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    Sybian She's with me...

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    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    :rofl: I can't believe guys continue to get owned by that. It should be very obvious if a chick is hiding something or not. If she doesn't have any normal angle full body shots then she's going to be fat.
     
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    haha that is funny shit right ther.
     
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    LOL @ myspace angles


    Damn that sucked when it happened to me. :mamoru:
     
  7. Chris90210

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    That was never on her profile. So I log on just a second ago and I have 2 new friend requests and "I love your about me section" on my wall. The friend requests turn out to be two of her male friends......... bitch is a clinger and we never even went on a FUCKING DATE............ Having a lovable personality ftl....... I just need to become a complete asshole.......
     
  8. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    which is why trolling myspace for girls is lame
     
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    Bitch emailed me....... I was just sitting up at Sweet Bay(local coffee shop) reading and said "I'm at sweet bay if you want to stop by" and I'm always up to meet someone new....... You can never have too many friends...... This is the first and last time I meet anyone from the web again.......
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yikes :eek3: that is fucking brave of you. I love making new friends, but not like that!
     
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    Post her myspace pic.
     
  12. Chris90210

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    She has tried to contact me 7 times today by text, phone, and internet

    2 internet
    2call
    3texts
    :ugh: the worse part was I told her that I was going to be busy today......
     
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    reply with a text saying you aren't interested in seeing her again. Then block her on IM and Myspace and email.
     
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    before going out with someone you don't know and you have a specific type/look you are into, then you should ask next time :dunno: or make a point of saying what type of female you are into
     
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    this reminds me of wedding crashers
    "we've got a stage 4 clinger!"
     
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    I know I never really looked at it that way though I've just always been a talkative person... I was just sitting up at Sweet Bay enjoying a nice cup or coffee and reading "The Game" when she called and since I was reading I was just like well if you want to talk stop by. Within the first minute I had her friendzoned....... You know the type of friend you would say hi to if you saw in a public place but would not go on vacation with.......... I guess it had to do with her being fugly and a stench that would knock out a horse........ She no full body shots just the infamous head shots.... add 2 more texts to the number of attempted contact:rofl:
     
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    I seem to get clingers.......... So between a few of my friends thats how it works.:mamoru:
     
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    that happend to me once before too. i feel your pain man :wtc: :hug:
     
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    you could have just stepped up your pace and left her behind :rofl:
     
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    Lollorz.

    I haven't really had good luck with meeting people over the interweeb.

    Usually they are fugly or if they are hot, they have huge baggage/issues/headcases. There was one chick that I met over a site I frequent, we talked a lot online and then on the phone went on a few dates, and then she disappeared for a bit, came back around, and the issuez came up, talked to her a few time since then but never really made any plans to get together, because that would juts cause drama.
     
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    I honestly do not think I will do that again...........
     
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    Oops, missed a few letters there, previous post editted for proper content.
     
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    holy shit

    STALKER ALERT STALKER ALERT

    run dude
     

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