OT's Alien and Predator guru addresses AVP... **SPOILERS**

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  1. Kansas

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    Hmm... what can I say? Well, for starters, I liked the movie. But here are my observations... There was one huge plot hole (how the fuck can Charles Bishop Weyland live (and die) in 2004 but exist much later in the future in Alien 3?)... the whole thing with the Alien incubation and gestation being so quick was interesting. The L.A. Times reviewer mentioned something about a fertility treatment advances... I was pissed off that those two Preds were offed so quickly by one fucking alien drone :rant2:... Once the movie got under way, suddenly it was over; :wtf: the Pred tosses his nuclear device into the egg chamber? I thought it was just a bomb... Then the whole thing with the Pred getting incubated :squint: and that fucker had no idea what was inside him? :squint:... Anyway, the movie played a lot like the Aliens vs. Predator graphic novels from Dark Horse and even included the whole thing w/ the Pred giving the chick props for killing an Alien...

    Despite all this, I liked it.

    I voted that the Predator would win... However, at the end when that fucking Alien/Pred hybrid chestbuster emerged, I must conceded that the Aliens won :wtc:

    I am your OT Predator and Alien guru and will answer any questions or entertain any comments...
     
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    i proposed the Charles Weyland the living dead thing last night and got critisized by idiots saying he was an android...as i put further research by showing that in Alien 3 there was a human before the lava pit free fall no one cared...some even still stated he was a robot in that respect as well...

    Heres a question: Why did AvP suck so many balls?

    Q2: Why does that other OT'ers dumbass dad think there will be a sequel

    Q3: I have this itching burning sensation and why did you start this thread because Night Crew already bashed the hell out of it.
     
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    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    The Bishop in Alien 3 was an android pretending to be the real Bishop. The credits list him as "Bishop II" or something like that (at least in the SE version). I assume the only reason everything went so fast was because of how short the movie was. Just my 2 cents.
     
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    if your not getting me im trying to tell you the movie sucked :bj:
     
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    HAS ANYONE SEEN ALIEN3 and CAN VOUCH FOR IT I MUST HAVE THE ONLY VHS TAPE!!!!
     
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    why did it suck so bad?
     
  7. Kansas

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    1. I do believe there will be a sequel because movies like these generate a lot of money, especially from fan boys (like me).

    2. I started this thread because I am the authority on anything Aliens or Predator related on OT and I had given my two cents...
     
  8. Kansas

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    Well... we were sure led to believe that the Bishop Weyland in Alien 3 was the real man... He was no robot, that's for sure. That is why it was so weird to see him in 2004...
     
  9. Kansas

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    of course... you're entitled to your opinion... :)
     
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    some guru you are :fawkd: :madfawk: :rant2:

    One, movie itself in its 87 min entirety only had one good 5 min fight scene
    Two, Story had holes in it and poorly thought out
    Three, like the "guru" said, once the movie finally started getting off the ground it was already over
     
  11. Kansas

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    Dude... ask me anything about Alien 3.
     
  12. Kansas

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    I don't think it sucked... but I will admit that because it was rushed, it could have been a lot better.
     
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    :wtc: Thank you, you are the only person in the last 12 hours of arguing and fighting to say that :bigthumb:
     
  14. Kansas

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    I AM the guru... http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=873599
     
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    heres a question for alien3, just to test the water...

    What was the black guy's name IRL that fought the alien at the end?

    [insert jeprody theme]
     
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    Man... I was so pissed off at how it ended... :mad: fucking Aliens
     
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    Charles Dutton of "Roc" fame on FOX's short-lived sitcom...
     
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    oh heres another reason, when i was a kid watching Predator One I saw this unstoppable warrior who killed commando's and hung them from tress, even pulling out there spines.

    in AvP my vision was crushed because these pussy predators could get there dick hard enough to put up any fight and if the humans hadnt been there and they got those weapons they would have cheated anyways
     
  19. Kansas

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    Well... the Aliens are no human commandos... they are much faster, stronger, deadlier, and have far keener senses than any human... The Predators were supposed to kick ass, however those meddling humans took their weapons.
     
  20. Kansas

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    That was another question I posed... I mean, fuck, one would think the other Preds would perform an autopsy to make sure that fucker didn't carry anything back to the ship...
     
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    alright, a little higher echelon question

    What was Arnold's nickname in Predtor ONE!

    and a little more to my bitching: W. Anderson Director should not have made this movie, John McTiernan and Ridley Scott should have been the only methodical minds putting together this piece
     
  22. im trying to d/l a comic pack off of suprnova. it said "alien/predator/terminator" comic pack. is this the ones i need to get so i can read about the dark horse comics everyone keeps talking about?
     
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    Here's a better question why dont you get a life ?
     
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    Because Im Married!!!
     
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    was that english? :ugh:
     

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