otfn man tanning crew get in here..

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  1. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    I get it online, I get it in real life. my nickname should be pastybomb 420.

    And i agree, im a ghost like mofo.

    OT teach me how to properly tan

    1. what to shave
    2. where to tan at
    3. what lotion to use
    4. teach me about levels and lengths and time limits and how often i go etc
    5. anything else my newb ass needs to know
    6. no homo
     
  2. Patrick Bateman

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    go to a tanning salon, get a bronzer lotion, dont go in for the full time, start out with like 6 minutes then progress, also ask them what they suggest, all booths are different.
     
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    shave whatever u want to get tanner :dunno:
     
  4. Abomb

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    i need to shave my chest, legs, arms, etc right?
     
  5. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    I don't even use lotion.
     
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    i would. yes.
     
  7. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Shoulders
    Chest
    Pants
    Shoes
     
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    RICK RO$$ Active Member

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    I pull up at the club VIP, gas tank on E but all dranks on me
     
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    do i need the most expensive bronzer they are going to sell me or what
     
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    spot on bro :mamoru:
     
  11. Ceaze

    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    buy lotion on ebay
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    I just keep my chest and stomach hair really short.

    I don't use lotion or anything. Just 20 min once a week and I'm set.

    I gave up for a while though. When I hit 175 this summer I'll reward myself with a trim and a tan.
     
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    i really wish i could tell when ceaze was joking or not
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    In reality a bronzer from an E store on ebay would probably be a lot cheaper than buying it in a store
     
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    thanks for the reply
     
  16. Ceaze

    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    a bottle of lotion that was like $65 at my tanning salon is less than $20 on ebay..... although you might want to start with sample packs to find something you like
     
  17. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    I went tanning for like 10 mins a couple times and nothin was happening, so on like my 3rd time I told them to ramp it up to 20 mins. I got burned pretty good and then after that I was able to put on color easier and faster.

    So basically don't be a pussy and just go for the max time on your first time.
     
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    somebody recommend me a decent brand to go online and buy

    im very uninformed on what is good/bad/ok/waste of money
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    In for answer, if I could get darker with the same amount of UV damage to my skin I'd be up for this.
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    werd, I just go for 20 min, get a little burnt. Then I'm set for 20 a week easy
     
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  22. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    no, buy lotion online. its alot cheaper but the more expensive it is the better qaulity it is. So find out what costs alot then go look on ebay

    theres a site

    http://www.lotions2go.com/
     
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    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    oh and also. dont get something with tingler in it it makes u go red stick to a bronzer


    start at low time then slowly work up.


    btw i dont tan, my gf works at tanning and im a durka so i dont really need to go tanning. BUt have been tempted to go once or twice just to get a even tan going for summer. :mamoru:


    u can trim/shave whatever.

    just realise if you lotion your legs that you need alot of lotion if u have hairy legs.


    my gf tans nude, but im not sure if any guys tan nude.

    i think bateman can answer that one
     
  24. fatcow

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    if i tan nude i put a sock over my junk.

    i also never use lotion (poor), maybe ill get a cheap one next time

    and ya, if ur pale ur gunna want to start low, probably 6-8mns, then if u wanna get tan quick, wait a day or two between sessions and up it 1 mn (or if ur not getting pink, 2)

    my .2

    my upper body is pretty much hairless except my chest so thats the only thing i shave, i h8 body hair D:
     
  25. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Haha wtf, why not just get your wiener and balls nice and tan too?
     
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