OT Gym Buffs, help me make my official gym rules T-shirt.

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  1. swoop

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    Here's the deal, the gym i go to is full of these froo-froo gym-goers who go to the gym as more of a social statement than to lead a healthy lifestyle and reach personal goals. It drives me fucking insane everyday when i see people from 110lbs wearing a wife beater to your muscular (but not huge) dude wearing shorts that spell ball-peek disaster at any minute. (don't forget the wife beater he has on too).

    I'm not disillusioned. I'm 178lbs @ 6'00, i'm not huge by any means, i lift more than i look like i can because i've been working out for 6 years, but i'm no superman. I go to the gym and i'm all business. i'm sick of people hogging up my machines because they're having a fucking tele-conference on their cell phone in between sets.

    Anyhow, i'm making a shirt.
    Here's what i got so far:

    On the back it's gonna say
    Rules Of The Gym:
    1. You're not that big and no one is interested, put on a shirt with some sleeves.
    2. There's no excuse for wearing shorts that short
    3. Did you see punch and pie? That's because this isn't a party, shut up and lift.
    4. Don't load up ridiculous weight that you can't press with good form while getting a full extension. stop wasting your time and mine.
    5. Same thing goes for squats, if your legs aren't at 90 degrees when you squat, get out of the cage.
    6. you're indoors, lifting weights. take off those sunglasses. you look like an idiot.
    7. this isn't a date. stop doing your hair and putting on gel and cologne before you lift.
    8. Your mom doesn't work here, rack your weights!!
    9. I'm guessing that isn't the president on the phone. Hang up and lift!!!!
    10. I throw plates at popped collars.

    Ok, it's all i got so far. Add more rules!
     
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  2. deznutz

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    Curls in the squat rack : f**k no
     
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    a lot of my shirts are sleeveless because it keeps me cooler.....
     
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    No curling in the squat rack!!
     
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    Put your GOD DAMN CELL PHONE DOWN!!!
     
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    Your mom doesn't work here, clean up after yourself!!
     
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    fixed
     
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    I'm don't care about what you used to do!!
     
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    Yo Faggott, don't talk to me while I'm training!!
     
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    :rofl:

    You are one of the very very few people here that could wear that and get away with it.
     
  11. swoop

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    i love that shit :rofl:

    i never talk to anyone in the gym, i put on my headphones, blast my angry music, and lift. period.

    apparently there's these guys that think because you go to the gym at the same time and see each other every day that you're part of some secret water buffalo lodge. this guy comes up and shakes my hand and says what's up.

    i'm like :wtf: when did i introduce myself to you?
     
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    I saw soem dude at golds with a "RACK YOUR WEIGHTS" shirt, I almost asked him what happens if we don;t rack our weights?
     
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    I actually have a shirt that says that!! I had a guy train with me once while I was getting ready for my last bb show(I had no idea he was gay) He really took offense to the shirt and wouldn't train with me anymore!! It's really nothing against gays, it's just like saying hey moron or hey dumbass. I think that he just got his ass whooped so bad that his ego couldn't take it!!
     
  14. swoop

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    oh. oh. oh my fucking god. i nearly forgot my all time pet peeve:

    6. you're indoors, lifting weights. take off those sunglasses. you look like a fucking idiot.
     
  15. swoop

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    oh. just thought of another one.

    7. this isn't a date. stop doing your hair and putting on gel and cologne before you lift

    and yes. i do see this on a daily basis.
     
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    :rofl: :fawk:
     
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    there is this biker dude that is fucking huge at my gym.. the other day some guy just left the weights on the bar and the biker yells "man, the world would be a different place if people cleaned up after themselves" i was like :noes:
     
  18. swoop

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    added. with a twist
     
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    You're hardcore, dude.
    Make sure to pepper some more cursing in on the shirt to illustrate such.

    In all honesty, if you want to be funny by wearing this to a froo-froo gym, I'd recommend designing a shirt they won't kick you out for (as in, not using the fucking word fuck every fucking third fucking word like some fucking high-school fuck trying to fucking prove how fucking hardcore of a fuck he is. Fuck.)

    Also: If your legs are smaller than your arms, you're doing something wrong. (fuck)
     
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    "I throw plates at popped collars" ? :hsughno:
     
  21. swoop

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    ok, i'll drop the F bombs. the cursing though, is natural, (comes from my profession :o )
     
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    No I'm not squatting wrong its called a Good Morning
     
  23. swoop

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    :rofl: i think i'll make that the last one for comic effect :)
     
  24. swoop

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    in.
     
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    I would seriously rock that, print a shirt with that on the back and I will cop it. :x:
     
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