MMA Optamix almost got raped

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  1. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    by an asian man.

    Thought you would want to know.
     
  2. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    :run:

    It was scary.
     
  3. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    The conversation we had


    Optamix: ohhhhh
    Optamix: did i tell you about almost getting raped>?!>?!
    VulgarATT: no, tell me more
    Optamix: oh fuck man, this was creepy
    VulgarATT: lol
    Optamix: so this guy I work with, hes asain and looks 25
    Optamix: invites me over to hang out
    Optamix: I know NO ONE here...so i went over
    VulgarATT: ok
    Optamix: turns out hes 36
    Optamix: he gets me fucking PLASTARD.
    Optamix: i mean twisted drunk
    VulgarATT: oh man
    Optamix: hes asian so he made me take my shoes and socks off
    Optamix: fucker is all up on me tickling my feet and trying to nibble on them!!!!
    VulgarATT: WHAT

    Optamix: not only is he gay and trying to take advantate of me being drunk, hes got a foot fetish!~!!!!!
    VulgarATT: OMG!
    Optamix: i normally don't drink and drive, but i was straigh up out of there
    VulgarATT: Thats gonna make work awkward
    Optamix: i told him the next day we need to just foreget about it and not ever hang out again
    VulgarATT: did you know he was a gay?
    Optamix: no!
    Optamix: i just thought he was asian!
    VulgarATT: oh man what did he say to that?
    Optamix: he kept trying to explain him self and make me feel bad because i thought it was wierd!!! i told him to foreget about it and go to his side of the office and we would have a profesional relationship. he walked away like a sad puppy
    VulgarATT: Awesome!
    VulgarATT: thats amazing
    Optamix: and the worst hang over ever
    Optamix: i puked 5 times the next monring
    Optamix: i couldn't keep anything down
    VulgarATT: you gotta drink water before bed
    VulgarATT: at least 32 ounces
    Optamix: and to top it off, at noon i was meeting with...get this
    Optamix: ready?
    VulgarATT: hangover is just dehydration
    Optamix: A freakin Saudi Arabian crowned Prince.
     
  4. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    VulgarATT: did you know he was a gay?
    Optamix: no!
    Optamix: i just thought he was asian!


    :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
     
  5. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    crown prince outta nowhere
     
  6. Mannaze

    Mannaze New Member

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    I thought it was gonna end with a Fresh Prince parody:o
     
  7. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    we don't do that shit in here.
     
  8. Mannaze

    Mannaze New Member

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    Aye Aye, but we get dancing horses!? (i kid)

    it was the flow of it all, you see.
     
  9. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    That dancing horse had footwork that could have taught Mike Tyson how to move.
     
  10. Mannaze

    Mannaze New Member

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    werd
     
  11. miek

    miek New Member

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    Seriously, it's 2am here and I think I just woke a couple people up because I was laughing so hard at this :bowrofl:
     
  12. Antigeek

    Antigeek Who Dat!

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    So you didn't go for the rear mount?
     
  13. Sylva

    Sylva New Member

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    Bro Rape?
     
  14. RMarks

    RMarks New Member

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    poor timmah
     
  15. DOHChi

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    sticking it to whitey
     
  16. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    :rofl:
     
  17. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    you are a handsome man after all
     
  18. EG6

    EG6 OT Supporter

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    Looks like work meetings will be a little more awkward after that haha
     
  19. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    holy hell that's amazingly hilarious and frightening at the same time
     
  20. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    Ive seen Tims ground game its pretty solid I dont reckon the guy woulda passed his guard.
     
  21. Kuet

    Kuet New Member

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    OMFG hahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! :bowrofl: that was my uncle i hired him to do that !!! :noes:





























    jk
     
  22. CxRxAxNxK

    CxRxAxNxK New Member

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    so like...you guys hooked up?
     
  23. kronik85

    kronik85 New Member

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    why the fuck would the asian pass his guard? :ugh:
     
  24. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    In that situation that mother fucker could have all the side control he wanted.

    I guess if you are getting raped butterfly guard FTW?:noes:
     
  25. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Remember the importance of you hooks all the sudden huh?
     

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