One of my favorite pass-times

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  1. -Mordecai-

    -Mordecai- New Member

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    Crop dusting people at the gym.

    I love days when I'm having rancid protein farts because that means I get to fuck with people at the gym. :hsugh:

    I'll just wait for a good one to build up in between sets and then stroll past a line of treadmills and unleash a putrid wave of protein filled dung puppy breath. By the time the first whiffs reach the noses of all the fatties bouncing around on the treadmills like manatees dropped from an airplane I am on the otherside of the room waiting with glee.

    There is nothing better than the horror on their faces as they gag and choke from the smell of my boiling ass beef.
     
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    Almost poetic.

    Would read again
     
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    I love crop dusting other aisles in the cube farm I call work.
     
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    people who fart in the gym should be tracked down, hung drawn and quartered :madfawk:
     
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    the worst is when hindu/indians work out at the gym, they smell soooo bad when they sweat its unreal...
     
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    it's because their culture does not believe in deoderant, at least the FOBs. I know some Americanized Indians (dot, not feather) that bitch about smelly FOBs.
     
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    yea..damn its so nasty. some of them don't smell but some of them are seriously rank. Doesn't it have something to do with their diet too? I mean all the spicy food and curry and stuff? Cause' they definitely have an odor that isn't just *BO*, more like a weird smell...
     
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    I was planning one of those bombing runs but then it ended up being a pile of sharts. As i'm walking by the curlers i let one out but it was oddly silent. As i'm walking back i can feel the shart trickling down my thighs.

    I pretty much had to go home b/c i was wreaking of human feces.
     
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    Sometimes I get the mudbutt when I'm doing squats.
     
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    i think a girl crop-dusted her way out of the lifting area at our gym today... she was standing by the mirror doing curls and then left... and when i went to put the DBs back and leave, i walked past where she was standing

    it smelled like inside-out ass
     
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    i've ripped a few pairs of boxers squatting while at the gym :wtc: any1 else in on this?
     
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    For some reason, nothing makes me rip ass like romanian deadlifts. I was doing them outside the squat rack at one point, and some chick came along like five minutes after a megabeef and asked if she could take the bar pad that was on the floor. I said sure and let her go grab it, and she made a really funny face and left. I didn't even know the smell was still there :eek3: That shit has some staying power.

    Yes, I squeezed my cheeks together to check for shartage. It was just a fart that nearly took on a physical form due to incredible density after it was well clear of the anal region.
     
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    I especially like cropping dusting groups of girls. They all give eachother the evil eye like "who dun it??"
     
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    ceaze ripped the crotch out of his favorite doing walking lunges around Gogz' living room
     
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    that's why boxer-briefs FTW while squatting....
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thank god protein doesn't affect me that way....
     
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    Ya seems to happen alot lately haha
     
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    Creatine used to give me fucking deadly farts. I think i could make someone pass out if i cup bombed them.
     
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    :bowrofl: what the fuck :bowrofl:
     
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    That's why I use the "I have to drink water at the fountain" technique and lay one as I walk :bowdown:
     
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    We should create a much needed "Theory and Practice of Smelly Wind" subforum.
     
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    I 'cropdusted' my office a few days ago. My boss came in with some papers in his hand (probably to yell at me for something)...his eyes got real big, a little watery, nostrils closed up, he turned around and walked out. He never did come back to yell at me :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    Now that you gave me the idea I think I'll light up the cardio room tomorrow
     
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    well i think the whole point behind cropdusting is that it's a hit and run. in your scenario all accountability was claimed by you and your boss knew it.
     
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