one night stand, chick is now preggo

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  1. 8====D~

    8====D~ New Member

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    -hooked up with chick on NYE
    -used condom and she said she was on BC
    -now she saying she is preggo and it's mine
    -FML


    What are the chances of it actually being mine? I've had some close calls but fuck I used a condom AND she was on BC...wtf super sperm?
     
  2. TomBrady

    TomBrady New Member

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    shitty situation
    go down to the doc and get a dna test before doing anything else
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Most likely not yours. I'm talking 1% chance. Refuse to speak until you can get a paternity test.
     
  4. reminisce

    reminisce OT Supporter

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    need a DNA test for sure. did you know this girl or meet her that night
     
  5. BoomBoomBoy

    BoomBoomBoy Guest

    DNA test is your only option, otherwise, it's child support for the next 18+ years bro.
     
  6. Kev07

    Kev07 New Member

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    what if she took the condom out of the trash, turned it inside out, and fucked herself with it on a dildo
     
  7. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    less than 1% chance. Seriously.

    that means there is a greater than 99% chance that shes just plain wrong, or is fucking with you.
     
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    piratepenguin New Member

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    I love your username.
     
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    If she was really on BC and using it correctly and the condom you were using didn't look like a piece of swiss cheese, I'm going to say that if she did get preggo by you, that you are the unluckiest person on the planet.
     
  10. 8====D~

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    id hung out with her once before (friend of a friend)

    yea pretty much
     
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    i agree with it being like 1% of her gettin preggo with condom and BC...but ive been talkin to her and her best friend and they are both saying she hadnt been with anybody else for a while.....still gettin the DNA test though..this shit sux
     
  12. Swipe

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    Call Maury bro
     
  13. Madwolf

    Madwolf New Member

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    She's fucking with you.
     
  14. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    paternity test
     
  15. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    they are going to say this no matter what

    do you think she's gonna cop to whoring around?
     
  16. XaPU!M

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    There are other options available so you aren't taking care of a baby you don't want for ever.... and if you're against abortion there is always adoption.
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    And stop talking to them. You're only burying yourself by associating with this lunacy.
     
  18. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    -4% chance. if the condom didn't break or slip off and you didn't stick your fingers in her after you finished and pulled the condom off then it's almost impossible. tell her it's not yours. if she won't leave you alone tell her you're happy to submit to a DNA test.
     
  19. althepirate

    althepirate Talk nerdy to me.

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    It CAN happen. But repeating what people have said-get a paternity test, and people lie about sexual history. They also lie about being on birth control(ask me how I know...)

    But she's also not going to admit to whoring around. I'm going to contradict other people's advice and say go to the birth, just in case it is yours.
     
  20. LBFilmGuy

    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    This is why I always flush mine, sorry environment freaks. :o
     
  21. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    It is 66 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date
    Or 2 months, 7 days excluding the end date


    With a missed cycle, over two months is a long time to find out you're pregnant
     
  22. GreatStuffEh

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    :rofl:
     
  23. ldaggerl

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    I'm in for results
     
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    in for this
     
  25. VA197

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    If she is pregnant, and you used a condom and she told you she was on BC, take her to court and sue her for fraud. Get a lolyer, tell them you took all precautions on your part and were led to believe that she was a responsible sexual partner who was also doing her part to prevent pregnancy, and it was mutually agreed that neither one of you wanted a child to result from sexual intercourse.

    By her refusal to take Plan B or have an abortion, she is literally forcing fatherhood on you, and committing fraud, trapping you into an unwanted state of fatherhood. You can sign away your parental rights, but that will still not erase the emotional damage this will do to your psyche, and you should sue her for emotional damages.

    You may not get shit, but my God, what a groundbreaking case this would be if you WON!!! And it might make women think twice about lying about being on birth control and then having children against the father's choice.

    I am totally on your side on this one. She is trying to pull a fast one on you. And insist upon a DNA test upon birth, not one day before, that way you can prove even more emotional damage, and sue her for every dime she'll ever make or ever hope to make. You will be famous for being a hero for standing up for Father's Rights!!
     

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