MIL OMG I wanted to punch this chick in the throat!

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    So I go to the Women's Clinic with my wife to retrieve her records.
    This E-4 comes out looks at the sign in sheet and disappears.
    She then comes out without her BDU top, revealing her unauthorized undershirt.
    When she comes closer to my wife to talk to her, I realize she isn't wearing a belt with her BDU pants.
    Her makeup looked like someone had smacked her in the face with a pink paint brush.
    To top it all off, she didn't have the answers to any of my wife's questions.
    My wife didn’t get her records because "Uh the lady that retrieves records isn’t in today. Come back tomorrow when she is back and you can get them."
    I heard "I don't know my job, so due to my incompetence you will have to waste more time".
    Ugh.
    Something inside me wanted to talk to her superiors.
    I didn't say anything, mostly because I watched three female medical officers that were so fat, I didn't know they made blues that big.
    I figured nothing would be done to correct the jackass.
     
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  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    looks normal to me
     
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    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    i love how the medical people write themselves waivers so they can wear sneakers with their BDUs...
     
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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    I never go to medical.

    For anything!
     
  5. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I went to the base clinic for a mandatory immunization shot once when I was active duty. The doctor looked at my records and said "so... you come to the clinic once a year whether you need to or not, huh?" :mamoru:

    When I was a kid (Navy Brat) I used to fake being sick to get out of school. Mom would always call my bluff and threaten to take me to see the docs at the Navy Hospital (Naples, Italy). We were both stubborn as hell, so I would always see the docs, who would always prescribe some antihistamine or throat lozenges or something.

    It eventually backfired bigtime on me, though. They eventually got tired of not being able to find out what was wrong with me, and sent my ass down to the lab to draw blood. The fuckers drained me so dry that when I went to stand up I passed right out. :rofl: Every time afterwards that we went in for one of my "mystery sicknesses" they would ALWAYS draw blood. I got the fuckers back, though. They never got another needle in my arm without me getting in a few solid punches of my own. :squint:
     
  6. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I thought they started the rectal exams after you turn 27 :dunno:
     
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    ask for a prikey-4 form next time :mamoru:
     
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    DSHR Well-Known Member

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    Medical is a fucking joke in the Navy. Fuckers lost my record(s) so many times in basic :mad:.
     
  9. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    :dunno: I was younger than that when I got out.
     
  10. mrmephistopheles

    mrmephistopheles Not right... in the head.

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    drop an ICE comment on them.
    http://ice.disa.mil/
    I've used this a few times, and every one of my problems was addressed.
    Best thing is, it's anonymous (if you want to be), so you can call out anyone who needs calling out.
     
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    greenpillow New Member

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    i have not had any problems witht he medical team so far.. other the they wont give me an RX for allergies... because they think its viral.. when its allergies.. RAWR..
     
  12. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I got so excited until this...
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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    damn
     
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    Fittsjr New Member

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    Thats why Flight Status FTW..... Flight Doc's are 10X better than the normal clinic Doc's
     
  15. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I'd rather be able to take over the counter drugs when I get sick.
     
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    Fittsjr New Member

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    OK you got a point there.
     
  17. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    who says we don't :o
     
  18. mrmephistopheles

    mrmephistopheles Not right... in the head.

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    Damn, that's weaksource.
    Keesler doesn't fall under Maxwell-Gunter's command or anything, does it?
    edit: they don't even list Maxwell on there. what the gay. I guess they'll all get ICE going soon enough.
     
  19. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Keelser = 2nd AF.
    2nd AF HQ is at Randolph.
     
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    Fittsjr New Member

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    You can risk it, but if something happens on that flight/day. You take the heat... and headed to Leavenworth
     
  21. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    only if there's a mishap...

    i'm not saying i take a bunch of drugs, but the bottom line is that if i'm feeling shitty, i'm gonna take a benadryl, etc. and they're not gonna send me to leavenworth.
     
  22. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    It's the same way in civil aviation. The FAA is paranoid about almost all drugs. Anything above an aspirin is like: :run:

    Here's a good link for the FAA drug paranoia list: http://www.aviationmedicine.com/meds.htm
     

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