OMG i need to fuck

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  1. squishypets

    squishypets New Member

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    my bf went away hunting for the weekend. it's driving me crazy that i can't fuck him for 4 days. this sucks..
     
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    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    Well, I bet you just got about 45 PMs.
     
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    especially if you're the AV
     
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    lauren Active Member

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    what the hell is with all these pointless threads lately? :ugh:
     
  6. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    i see what you did there
     
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    FS is even worse :rolleyes:
     
  8. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    omg im such a slut i cant go 4 days w/o sex. I need a vibrator.
     
  9. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    you do know you're posting in a forum with a bunch of horny heterosexual men, yes?

    nice body though. :)
     
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    HuskiRuski Cardinal Fan

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    if that's you in the av, you should post more pics of yourself.
     
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    Don't forget about DemonSnatch
     
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    DemonSnatch is a heterosexual male? Or you're in a forum with heterosexual men and demonsnatch? Wat?
     
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    no shit :ugh:
     
  14. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    wait, what's going on in FS? seems fine to me?
     
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    XaPU!M Active Member

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    Just figured it wasn't only us guys that might want to solve her problem for her. Thought you might want a crack at it.
     
  16. demosnat

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    Oddly enough, not big on skinny white chicks, as much as I love skinny white dudes.
     
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    XaPU!M Active Member

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    :squint: I don't go around ruining any of your fantasies do I?
     
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    Go find demos a nice think jewish girl
     
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    XaPU!M Active Member

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    I have one in mind actually. Brunette to. Although her sister has sworn to cut my balls off if I touch her :wtc:
     
  20. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    :eek3:

    You should tell her that her sister has sworn to cut your balls off if you touch her... so you're going to be "good."

    :buttsex:
     
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    Fabulous then. This is now my favorite thread.
     
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    XaPU!M Active Member

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    Perfect, now all you have to do is somehow get to Canada...
     
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    kEVOgt350 Like a flashlight on but lost, my energy's there b

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    fixed
     
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    lol i just wanted to see people's reactions
     
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    squishypets New Member

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    lol i know..i just love sex!! something wrong with that? lol he's my one and only though, so i'm not a whore or anything. i do have a vibrator although i prefer the real thing
     
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