Omfg Bmw Fans You Will Die

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  1. zlatic

    zlatic New Member

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    So i was at my uncles slava the other day, its a Serbian Orthodox tradition celebrating saints, so anyway were chilling bunch of people there, so me and my dad are talking to my uncle and guess what he busts out of his pocket. A receipt for a fucking pre-ordered M5 w/ dinan chip, exhaust and Hamann kit. I nearly died. That bitch is v-10 5 bagillion horsepower and pure badass. so it looks like my dads get my uncles old m5, im getting the m3, and my mom is sticking with her 528. life is good when ur serbian
     
  2. ExLax

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    no.
     
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    someguy WWMD?

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    and what cars do u own?
     
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    m3 hand me down...

    your family owns a fleet of bmws. got room in your family for one more? :x:
     
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    curiousgeorgeM3 naughty little monkey

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    Are you talking about the new M5?? How does your uncle put a deposit on a car that hasn't even gone into production yet?
     
  7. BlueBlur

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    that is funny Curious. this kid is a liar. hahaha
     
  8. ExLax

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    95 m3, v70r, saab 900s
     
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    hey, he's serbian :cool: , aight?
     
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    are u kids dumb? i saw the fucking receipt from munich retard. he has it preordered a year in advance, why would i make that up? oh and evan, i heard u did a real nice job detailing that one car, nice!
     
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    :rolleyes: why would u ever preorder a bodykit without seeing it?

    Oh and last week my uncle showed me his preorder receipt from his M6......oh wait the car isn't in production so BMW doesn't require you to put down a deposit yet
     
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    Hamann makes the ugliest shit ever. I'm assuming you're referring to the E39. Sweet car, but way to ruin it with some ugly Hamann shit.

    It sounds like you don't OWN shit - but your family has spoiled you.

    Serbia sucks, Bosnia owns.
     
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    lol, funny fat americans.
     
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    so the guys in munich sell dinan chips and hamann shit, too?
     
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    curiousgeorgeM3 naughty little monkey

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    Oh yea...my bad :ugh:

    :rofl:

    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    wow. the humour in this thread is amazing... oh and by the way, i got my audi le mans delivered the other day, its sweet :rofl:
     
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    You can put a deposit down at the dealer to get on a waiting list for an M5 - my dad actually did that - it only cost $500 and he is 10th in line. If he doesn't want it he'll sell the spot on eBay for $2500 like he did when the E39 came out.

    You can't order Hamann stuff on a BMW unless you order it from Hamann, and Dinan doesn't have a chip for the new M5 yet, it probably won't be available until 06.

    Too much BS, not enough intelligence.

    And Croatia is the shizzle in the Eastern Europizzle
     
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    of course they do, cuz they dont sit on forums making fun of kids that they think are lying. lol glupi ameri, sta mozes?
     
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    curiousgeorgeM3 naughty little monkey

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    We don't think you are lying, we know you are. Maybe, just maybe, your uncle has put a deposit down on the new M5. I guess that is possible. Maybe Hamman has made a bodykit based off the new 5 series and spy shots. But there is no way in hell that there is a Dinan chip and exhaust already available for the new M5. That is just pure BS. Dinan took over a year to produce the chips and exhausts for the current M5 and M3. Heck, I would call Dinan myself to prove you wrong but they would just laugh me off the phone. Please do your family a favor and go bury your head in the sand.
     
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    T-T Born Into Retirement

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  21. Mountain Dude

    Mountain Dude Here it comes, and there it goes, another day in d

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    Its kinda sad when people lie like this to get attention.
     
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    cuz i want attention from some people that site and talk on an online forum, believe me or not, im the one whos gonna be driving it.
     
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    No, I can't believe it, because none of it is true. You should have gone with a smaller lie, like an E39 M5, you might have been able to pull that off, but probably not because you have no idea what you're talking about.

    Have fun driving it though. :rolleyes:
     
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    curiousgeorgeM3 naughty little monkey

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    Please go away. Trolls are not welcome here.
     
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