FRK OMFG best night ever (my first anal)

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  1. ZSPTurbo

    ZSPTurbo New Member

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    sooooo this girl Im seeing, who is kinda my gf, mentioned once that she had tried anal and enjoyed it. So earlier tonight, we were having sex and she says "you told me you didnt want to have sex without a condom because I wasnt on the pill, right?" - "yes... thats a weird question." - "Take off the condom. And ***extreme profanity***"... And then we proceeded to have fantastic anal sex without a condom. I asked her if we needed to take any hygenic precautions and she kinda laughed and said "this isnt the first time I've done anal".... two of her best friends are gay, I feel like that is a related point.... anyways, yeah, was she just being lazy or is it really all chill? After, I tried to get up to go wash off and she kept me there to cuddle. There was no sign of brownage anywhere.

    So yeah, since I cant tell anyone in real life about this amazingness, I figured I would tell random strangers on the internet. Any advice or safety tips would be appreciated.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:
    those two lines are exactly why ill tell people this story :rofl: :rofl:

    ps - congrats, eh?! its intense, like fist of baby clenched, yes?!?!
     
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    god damnit 3 years with my girl and she wont even let me have a fingertip in there!
     
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    How does a condom make a difference of keeping the girl from getting anything by going ass to vag? Wouldnt whatever would stay on the skin, would also stay on the condom?
     
  6. ZSPTurbo

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    Dude Thelonius, it's amazing. Do it. I'm realizing just how simple it is.

    Step #0) Prepare. Cleanliness is next to godliness. If you're not wearing a condom make sure she doesn't feel too "full" because our bodies are pretty reliable with letting us know whats up. Some sources say drinking a little alcohol helps her relax, but alcohol effects different people differently.
    So then get down to business.
    1) Lube everything
    2) Massage gently until she softens up
    3) Go in with just the tip, and be patient for a couple seconds while she "adjusts". Make sure she feels relaxed. If she's not into it, it will be limited fun. If you're a 1 minute man that may be OK, but....
    4) Let her set the pace until you're all the way in.
    5) Take a couple breaths and then start slow with a short but deep stroke
    6) Once she starts participating and generating some movement, you're ready to go. Like with all sex, try to judge what's working and what's not by her noises and body movements - BUT REMEMBER - sometimes a little pain is good. Don't try to be Rocco Siffredi and you'll both go to bed happy. If you need to add lube after a minute, do - better to have too much than not enough. But be careful, bc if you DO have TOO MUCH it could get messy.
    7) After you're done, go pee and wash off.
    8) Congratulations, because you sir are a winner in life.



    I cant stop thinking about this girl now. When I came in her ass it was probably the hardest I've ever cum, and even now my abdomen still feels kinda sore. Today I asked her if she knew I was supposed to immediately go pee to make sure I didnt get an infection, and she said she had no idea. Later in the convo she said that she barely talks about us with her gay friends, but it seems like it bc they are nosy. For some reason this makes me feel "chosen" and just... shit I dont know. I cant believe I'm typing this on a public forum but I have no other outlet and like I said.... bursting at the seams with joy :-D
    If me feeling this way wasn't caused by something sexual, I would think I'm in love with this girl.
     
  7. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    :hsugh: take condom off, put on new condom. Or go bareback in pussy.
     
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    This^^. Sorry I wasn't clear. :)
     
  9. IslanderOffRoad

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    Not sure I'd do anal without a condom.

    There was an urban legend going around some of my friends about a jalapeno seed that ended up in a guy's urethra from anal.... talk about burning while peeing!
     
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    hey.....did you have poopycock after? :hsugh:
     
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    Congrats man...variety is the spice of life. :bigthumb:
     
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    why couldnt you tell people you know, be proud man

    my only anal attempt the girl flipped out when i stuck one finger in thinking she had to shit, i told everyone, its a great drinking story :big grin:
     
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    it's no biggy, just pee afterwords and you're okay
     
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    I think this is what every guy SAYS until he's on the spot. Unless your girl is gross it'll be fine.
     
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    I only like to do anal after I've gone poop and taken a shower, earlier in the day. I figure he won't get any poo on his cock that way. :rofl:
     
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    When I see people go ass to vag or ass to oral, I frown and say gross...they are in for trouble. It sucks to have a SO in the medical field. I never get to anal. She has all the reasons anal is bad.
     
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    I would be okay doing vag to oral... but ASS to oral? That's like tasting your own shit. Disgusting. :ugh: :barf:
     
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    Everything thats fun is bad.... at least potentially

    take hopscotch for instance, it's all fun and games until you take your piece of chalk and draw it on the edge of a cliff...



    Sorry, not enough sleep :run: :run: :run: :run: :run: :run: :run: :run:
     
  19. ZSPTurbo

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    so uhh I guess its not too healthy if she likes to suck my dick clean after I finish in her ass? She's a big fan of cum...
     
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    :rofl:


    and no, not a good idea....of course you are the one that has to kiss her after that, so....
     
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    You do realize it is even easier to spread/contract STDs anally right? I mean, I'm all about teh partay - but holy shit ... taking the condom off was NOT a good idea

    you asked :hide:
     
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  23. Drunken Karnie Midget

    Drunken Karnie Midget In Yeo We Trust, All Others Pay Cash OT Supporter

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    my wife begs for this now... :naughtyd:
     
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    ...going bareback with a chick you barely know, anal or otherwise... brilliant. Yeah, stickin it in the ass won't knock her up, but it won't stop STDs either. just sayin.
     
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    unless it's the heat of the moment, you never go ass to mouth.
     

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