okay so I might be getting with a lady of the evening soon

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  1. gabacho numero uno

    gabacho numero uno New Member

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    Whats your advice? NOT advice about whether or not I should go. But advice about, what I should do. Any particular precautions? Also I don't really know how to work a condom... So I could use some advice on that.
     
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    hooker ? escort ??

    details are overwhelming
     
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    Sorry, its going to be a hooker.
     
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    Yeah my dad knows a guy who knows a bunch of hookers. Says the going rate for them around here is $30.

    Once before his friend had one over at a motel and ready, and my dad offered to drive me over there but I turned it down.

    I'm pretty much through with waiting though. I'm horny enough to say "fuck it" and go.
     
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    Women love putting the condom on for you...sometimes they can be creative.:naughty: Good hygeine is a must. Also, watch your wallet/ID... :dunno:
     
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    gabacho numero uno New Member

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    You know, aren't posts supposed to be serious here? This isn't OT its the Vaginarium. Or if you do really have some sort of problem could you at least explain it instead of just coming in here and posting a ugh smiley?
     
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    I should probably tell her its my first time beforehand, right?
     
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    no offense,,,but you're overthinking it...relax and go with the flow...if you're really tense then drink 1 beer before you see her (BUT GET RID OF THE BEER BREATH). just relax and play it cool.
     
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    I'm sorry its how I do things, I think shit out first
     
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    You guys just lurking or what? Post or get out. :p

    edit: I am kinda running short on time and need an answer to my last question. :hs:
     
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    hooker... the gift that keeps on giving
     
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    buy a pack of condoms and try them out if you're worried. they come with terrible instructions with hilariously bad anatomical drawings.

    Basically, figure out which way it rolls, pinch the tip to leave a reservoir at the end, and roll it down... or like someone else said, have her do it.

    You sure you want to lose it to a hooker???
     
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    :confused:
     
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    Yes I'd rather lose it to a hooker then still be a virgin when I turn 20. I've never even had a girlfriend, been on a date, made out or anything. I'm no closer to having sex than I've ever been. :o
     
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    = std, i assume
     
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    well, make sure she's at least nice and not completely out there or dirty/druggy/whatever. you don't want to a) remember your first time with someone weird or b) get a girlfriend in a year and be super sorry that you lost it to some weird hooker because you were getting desperate.

    whatever you do, just be sure to wear a condom for everything.
     
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    Yeah right. :rolleyes:

    Its not as if every person to fuck a hooker gets an STD. Just think about how many people over in Vietnam went to hookers.
     
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    Well I'd say its quite probable she'll be a speed whore or something. But I'm determined. I can't wait any longer. I'll just make sure to wear a rubber properly.
     
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    well, i'm not the one that said it initially, but i mean...come on. Prostitutes are not generally considered the cleanest people in a sexual health sense, especially the drug addicts. And I think 30 years ago in Vietnam is not a good comparison. ...and I don't know that those soldiers didn't get anything over there...many came back all sorts of fucked up.
     
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    you should also know that there are std's that you can get even using a condom, just from skin contact outside of what the condom covers.
     
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    My uncle didn't. :dunno:

    But anyway I'm not really too concerned. I'm determined to have sex.
     
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    Well life's a bitch. I'm not so sure living with a STD is worse than living as a virgin not knowing the touch of a woman, lol. :hs:
     
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    just want you to have all the facts. not saying that you couldn't get one having sex with some regular girl either...
     
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    i would use a condom for sure. Make sure shes clean. I'd mabey look for track marks on her arms too because if shes got them shes most likely a drug addict. Your dads setting this whole thing up? 30 is cheap I can't imagine that this women is going to be hot. Keep us updated and try to take a pic of the girl
     
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    dont lose your virginity to a hooker
     
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