ok what the hell do i do??

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  1. Denich

    Denich New Member

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    so here is my problem
    my penis is too big for my gf...... it hurts her every time... im not huge though, she is small......
    What the hell do we do?? she is not into toys :)wtc:) or any FS at all.......
    but something gotta be done.... cuz her crying during sex....... not so hot.....
     
  2. dumb_end_user

    dumb_end_user Sad Gus

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    My suggestion...


    Troll the vag. :gtfo:
     
  3. Jay487

    Jay487 What's Life If You Ain't Enjoyin' It?

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    give her to me

    on a serious note she shouldnt be crying no matter her size.... try foreplay, fingering or eating her out, get her turned on and really wet, then there should be no problems. If shes still not getting wet, use lube...
     
  4. Denich

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    dpne, done, done done, done and done.........
     
  5. THT

    THT The easy way is always mined

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    Too long? Try cutting some off.

    Too wide? Use a potato peeler.
     
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  8. Jay487

    Jay487 What's Life If You Ain't Enjoyin' It?

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    is she relaxed or nervous? That could be a big part of it.


    is she that small or are you that big?
     
  9. Denich

    Denich New Member

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    Barbie™ New Member

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    I'm not sure how you want to bring it up to her, but i'd definitely discuss it.
     
  11. Denich

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    sent her a text msg :bigthumb:
     
  12. THT

    THT The easy way is always mined

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    What are you, 12?
     
  13. Denich

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    no it seems more convinient then calling at the time, and we already discussed the issue before, just not that
     
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    Bubba Atlantis New Member

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    Sigh, you don't text stuff like that :rolleyes: These types of things require face-to-face convos.

    Oh and as we have always mentioned in here......your not too big :ugh:
     
  15. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    IslanderOffRoad Do you even lift kit? OT Supporter

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    if making her cry during sex doesn't turn you on, you're in the wrong subforum
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Drunken Karnie Midget In Yeo We Trust, All Others Pay Cash OT Supporter

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    :bowrofl: "The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'" - The Bloodhound Gang
     
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    definately dont think its you, I think its her. that is, if youre really giving her the foreplay she needs and she's as comfortable as she says she is, there is no reason why a normal healthy female shouldnt be able to accomodate an average man. The vagina expands, thats its special talent :mamoru:

    I'm a smaller than average girl, and my boyfriend is larger than average, but I have never ever cried. She needs help because she's obviously in significant pain...get her to a doctor.
     
  20. hopeleslylonely

    hopeleslylonely Moo

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    moved. This thread better belongs here.
     
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    try use lubez
     
  23. Jay487

    Jay487 What's Life If You Ain't Enjoyin' It?

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    a quality recruit for 2008
     
  24. Jay487

    Jay487 What's Life If You Ain't Enjoyin' It?

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    me too
     
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    danison The Contrarian

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