ok, how do I know if I have a tape worm?

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  1. SteveO

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    I'm about to go crazy here, seriously. 8400 calories and it's only 11 PM and I am NOT satisfied... still hungry, and hardly gain a fucking pound
     
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    G-n-P New Member

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    reach up your ass and feel around? :dunno:


    just kidding, but seriously
     
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    nigga please, there's gotta be a cleaner way
     
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    get your girlfriend to do it?
     
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    latex gloves ftw :)
     
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    After you poop, look at it. If you see something crawling around then see a doctor.
     
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    Dude don't give superbri ideas!!!!!

    Seriously if its this bad get checked up.
     
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    damn nga, 8400 cals :eek3:


    hot pocket - 570 cals?
     
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    8400 calories :eek4d:
     
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    Stick a tongue depresser wrapped in tape by your bumhole and check it for tapeworm segments or eggs. :hsugh:
     
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    8400 good lord... u put butter on EVERYTHING?
     
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    go to a doctor :dunno:
     
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    what did you eat to reach 8400 calories?
     
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    Speaking from experience... I did have one once. I used to eat tons of sushi as well as beef sashimi and beef tartar.
    There are markers a doctor can look for when given a blood sample. High levels of certain components in the blood can suggest a parasite but isn't necesserily only due to the presence of a prasite.
    I took an over the counter drug after finding the first one just to be safe.
     
  16. SteveO

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    after reading that, it doesn't sound like that. I guess when I get some money, it's time to go pay a visit to the doctor for some blood work
     
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    I'd definitely sort whatever is wrong out before you run that cycle you're planning

    you may also just be fucking unlucky / lucky (depending on which way u look at it)

    ps. i have smoked some nice shit tonight
     
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