FRK Ok FS... lets have some fun...

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by BrokenHalo, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    I hate to say it, but I'm tired of reading the same old crap. So here's a game for us to play.

    Its called "I wish"

    Here's how to play: One person makes a wish, and for the purposes of this forum, it has to be something kinky so that we don't get the thread locked. The next person grants the person before them their wish... only slightly twisted. And then that person makes a wish of their own.

    For example:

    Person 1: I wish I had an unlimited supply of vibrators.

    Person 2: You get your unlimited supply of vibrators only to find out that you have no batteries.

    I wish I had ginormous boobs...


    And the game goes on from there... Everyone get it? I'll start... Oh yeah, and lets try not to clusterfuck it so that we can keep things flowing smoothly... that is if anyone wants to play. :x:


    Ok, here goes:

    I wish there was a hot girl in my life that I could make out with.
     
  2. David02

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    I wish there was a hot girl in my life that I could make out with.

    There is now a hot girl in you life that you can make out with... too bad she can't kiss worth a damn!
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    I wish my penis were an inch longer!
     
  3. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    Your penis is an inch longer... and you now get it caught in your fly everytime you zip up.


    I wish I had bigger boobs...
     
  4. GlassJoe

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    You have bigger boobs...but they're square.
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    I wish I had a "friend with benefits" :o
     
  5. Whitemax

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    You have a friend with benefits, but yopur friend is a dog. (mans "best" friend)



    I wish I could find a woman that likes to have kinky sex as much as I do
     
  6. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    :rofl: nice one...


    Now you have a friend with benefits... who has a friend with benefits... who has a friend with benefits...



    Dammit...

    and whitemax...now you have a girl thats a kinky as you are... and then some... and she likes pink jelly strap ons... in your ass...



    I wish I had a body like Gwen Stefani :x:
     
  7. Esp69st

    Esp69st Who's talking about OIL... bitch you cooking

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    you have kinky sex with your woman who's so kinky and wants to have sex with your friends...

    I wish my chick was BI
     
  8. Whitemax

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    that works because all my firends are female, and maybe I like pink jelly strapons..... hahaha

    your wish is granted. She's Bi alright. Bi-polar. And her meds kill her sex drive.

    and halo, you have her body, but her body hen shes 95.


    I wish I could eat pussy breakfast lunch and dinner
     
  9. Geliebter Vampir

    Geliebter Vampir New Member

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    so you eat pussy for beakfast lunch and dinner .. .. but the pussy you eat are your neighborhood cats

    i wish i had a guy that lets me tie him up in ropes .. ..
     
  10. Whitemax

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    Wish is granted, but then you cant get the ropes untied again.

    I wish I had a girl that let me spank and flog her
     
  11. BrokenHalo

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    You find your girl who lets you spank and flog her... but she has a penis


    I wish I could lick my own clit...
     
  12. David02

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    You can lick your own clit, but you can never have an orgasm ever again.

    I wish I could cum just by thinking about it.
     
  13. Whitemax

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    But you can never remember what you're suposed to be thinking about.


    I wish I was sexy.....
     
  14. Geliebter Vampir

    Geliebter Vampir New Member

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    ok you are sexy but you are the only single person left in the world


    i wish i had knives to play with
     
  15. Whitemax

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    But they're dull.


    I wish I could make a woman cum just by looking at her.....
     
  16. Geliebter Vampir

    Geliebter Vampir New Member

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    ok see cums but it looks like molded cottage cheeze

    i wish i had more tattoos
     
  17. Eris

    Eris Yes please

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    So you get more ink, but it looks like it was done by a 2 yr old.



    i wish i had an insanely hot dom
     
  18. Whitemax

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    Granted, but they're all of little pink bunnies....Damn, I was beaten....

    You get it, but your dom doesnt like to take control


    I wish could get more piercings....
     
  19. Eris

    Eris Yes please

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    Granted but the piercer was cruel and gave you a navel ring. :mamoru:

    I wish I musical talent.
     
  20. Geliebter Vampir

    Geliebter Vampir New Member

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    so you have musical talent but no one likes it

    i wish i had a new hair-do
     
  21. Whitemax

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    Granted, but all you can play is the pan flute


    I wish that I had more money
     
  22. Geliebter Vampir

    Geliebter Vampir New Member

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    so you have money but there is nothing you want to buy

    i wish i had edible underwear
     
  23. David02

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    You get your edible underwear, but they are flavored like cauliflower and nobody wants to eat them.

    I wish I could have one huge orgy with me and all the hot babes of OT!
     
  24. Geliebter Vampir

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    so you have the orgy but you cant get it up

    i wish i had a pet snake
     
  25. btimp

    btimp i am my other half

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    you now have a pet snake, but you forgot to let it "UNLEASH THE FURY"

    I wish I could get a bj from my girl every morning and night
     

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