oh shit am i about to be dumped?

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  1. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    my gf just texted me out of the blue:

    ur such a sweet guy. I <3 that about u

    Fuck. Do you think she's fucking some outlaw biker with forearm tattoos? :noes:




    or maybe it's cuz i took care of her after she got her wisdom teeth pulled last weekend and the vicodin was making her nauseous (she almost puked like 3 times... i'd never heard of that being a side effect) so she couldn't take more than 1/4 pill at a time and was pretty much in tears the entire weekend due to the pain. So I made her soup and took care of her and stuff :bigthumb:
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Are you really making this thread and meaning it? Really?
     
  3. S0LE_fRESH

    S0LE_fRESH New Member

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    Maybe she means it, I think your over analyzing.
     
  4. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    next time shove the pill up her ass instead so she can't puke it up
     
  5. Falconer

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    Uh the same chemical process would still occur and she would still get nauseous, except she would just be dry heaving instead of puking up pills.





    I think that's how it works. Correct me if I'm wrong.
     
  6. Falconer

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    to be 100% honest... a minuscule red flag is triggered when a chick calls me sweet. It must be too much friendzone propaganda.

    I have to make sure I powerbang her tonight to reclaim my manliness in her eyes. It will be "sweet" when she's hoarse and can't walk straight tomorrow at work :mamoru:
     
  7. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :uh: :rofl:
     
  8. Falconer

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    ask any guy who has been cheated on; it's possible to be friendzoned by your own gf (ie. she stops seeing you as an alpha, sexual being).

    srsly tho my gf is crazy head over heels in love with me (most of the time).
     
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    alpha

    that fucking word
     
  10. Alaya

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    :mamoru:

    vicodin ftl, makes me sick. I know a lot of people it makes sick too.
     
  11. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    Nevermind I read it wrong. I thought you were saying she was in so much pain because anytime she tried to take the pills she would just puke them up so they didn't do anything. If that was the case then putting them up her ass would work since it wouldn't be going through her stomach.

    Plus it was also a joke about showing her how manly you are by shoving something up her ass :o :mamoru:
     
  12. Falconer

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    her dentist gave her vicodin because he said too many people were reporting that codeine made them sick. I've never felt sick from either. Only awesome.

    Vicodin = awesome
    Codeine = awesome, a little sleepy, and sometimes itchy :mamoru:
     
  13. Alaya

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    perks = awesome :kdubb:
     
  14. mandrew

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    yeah a general rule of thumb is that any time a girl gives you a compliment or tells you she loves you, she's banging somebody else and about to dump you.
     
  15. Abomb

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    id only be worried if she followed that statement with "i think we need to talk"

    lol
     
  16. mandrew

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    Also dude... your irrational suspicion is the type of behavior that makes chicks dump guys, so get off that tip real fast if you enjoy this relationship. Just trust her.



    If a chick does you dirty then it'll hurt but don't try to take preemptive action against it otherwise you'll ruin the relationship before she gets the chance, thus making you the jerk instead of her. Don't be that guy.
     
  17. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    I think the way in which you think indicates that you may be gay. have you thought about experimenting?

    Also, how was your relationship with your mother?
     
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    She's gonna want to move in together soon or if you already live together, she's gonna want a ring on her finger. This is worse than an outlaw biker with forearm tattoos.
     
  19. Viper

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    I don't know man, punch her in the face and see what happens.

    If she files a domestic violence suit against you, then you know she was going to break up with you.

    If she fucks you, you're good to go.
     
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    You are really insecure.
     
  21. Falconer

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    I'm "allergic" to vicodin as well. She should sell that shit. $7/pill ftmfw!

    If it's constant it's a red flag indeed, but otherwise I think it's a good thing to allow your gf to call you things such as "sweet" once in awhile. It makes you seem more like more of a complex individual who acts the right way at the right time.
     
  23. chica&buddies

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    :rofl: exactly. those never go over too well :hs:
     
  24. BlackIce72

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    Most people in the vag are I'd say.

    I know this technically opens me up for possibility but I honestly think it's the truth.
     
  25. Viper

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    I think most people are in general.

    In my case, I don't know how insecure I am right now, but I'm a lot less insecure than I used to be. And that came from being completely honest with myself about my insecurities and facing them.
     

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