oh poopy UPS!!

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  1. Formz

    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    UPS wont leave packages without a signature.
    My AIFM/CEE/Glutamine has been "out for delivery" since 6am.
    I can't go to the gym till the shit gets here.
    It's now 1:47pm

    FUCK YOU UPS.
     
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    damn bro chill out man.. this is the internet. dont get too notchy with me or else i'm going to go over and rape your nostrils. K ? see you later for the bro rape.

    yes ups is a bunch of lazy cock suckers who dont give a shit about your package. I have a zune and a sansa mp3 player being shipped by them and i'm worried that they'll fuck it up somehow. *KNOCK ON WOOD LOL*
     
  3. Formz

    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    I'll rape your mother and make you give it to me in the ass.

    Fuck that came out wrong.

    Anyways, I tell the UPS guy all the time to just leave the fucking package at the cleaners next door. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO he can't fucking do that.
     
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    you should challenge the UPS driver to a squat off
     
  5. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Then invite him to play 'raise the blanket.'
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    I'm gonna fucking do it. Then, I'll ban him from his job when I ultimately crush him.
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    I'm at full mast over here. :eek5:
     
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    i like that ups won't leave shit on the door step.

    when i used to live in an apartment fucking fed ex left almost $1000 worht of computer parts i ordered sitting outside my door, i almost shit myself when it was still there when i got home from work.

    i'd much rather have to sign for da shit and not have someone walk off with my stuff.

    (but yeah it sucks when you just want your shit and it doesn't show up till 4 pm)
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    but they can just leave it with the business in my building. i know they dont care because they said i could ahve them leave packages there, but UPS is stupid.
     
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    i would like to change my response then lol. if they were instructed to leave the package and won't do it that's pretty silly.

    that's stupid, it makes their life easier as well if they'd just leave the package under those circumstances,,,,,,ok you sir are correct, ups is stupid

    when you open door for ups guy you should delay him for 5 minutes before signing while you rant about how he is fucking up your pump schedule. cause you know they won't show up till the end of day cause your package is sitting all the way in the back under everything else lol. i have no idea how everyone seems to be the last delivery of the day but it seems that way doesn't it. the fuckers never come at 9am so you can get on with your day
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    I'm gonna open the package in front of him and inspect all the contents. If even a packing peanut is damaged its his ass!
     
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    BarbaraWaltersPegleg Irish Guido

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    if its ground they could wait till whenever to deliver it. UPS does leave stuff but Fedex doesnt unless the customer requests no signature
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    I see macro... macro, give me to option to send shit USPS!!

    They'll leave the stuff or leave it at the post office AND they'll get to me by 1pm guaranteed. :o
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    UPS wont leave here because it's an apartment building.
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    alright who the hell... PUR... changed my thread title. I aint no nancy boy who says POOPY!
     
  16. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    bs pal, you are a nancy boy. I been in main forum minding my own business. Dont blame your gay on me.
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    fuck! you found me out.
     
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    That's what the nurses at Pur's retirement home call it when he soils himself.
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    :rofl:

    3:12... still out for delivery. FAGGOTS.
     
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    I'd love to see any of the local duders say this to Pur's face... oh the horror
     
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    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    fucking cane right to the mouth...lights out
     
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    They do business deliveries first. Residential deliveries guaranteed by 7:00 pm. They can leave stuff, unless the sender specified a signature required. If not, it is up to the discretion of the driver.
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    I finally got it at like 4:15. I sprayed the AIFM in my mouth and went to the gym.

    Just kidding.
     
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    oh Poopy Poopy Poopy!!!
     
  25. Skeletor

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    truth.. any time i buy some expensive shit online it ends up getting left on my goddamn doorstep in the middle of the city... Luckily I live on top of a big ass hill on a dead-end street, so not many people come by and would see it there.
     
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