... So John strongly suggested that I post a whole new thread and introduce myself to you Vaginarium people, despite the fact that I'm definitely tipsy and highly suggestible. Also his fault. I hope this isn't a horrible breach of internet etiquette. So, here it is. Hello! I'm Emily. Apparently he's talked about me a bit. I hope you'll like me anyway. Well, I guess that's all I have to say. I'm sure we'll get to know each other in time. I'm rather, um, different, from him. For example, I'm "nicer". That's not always a good thing. Please be patient with me while I figure this out. Hopefully he'll help me avoid the most egregious mistakes I'd make.