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  1. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    :sadwavey:

    Unlike that fat pale-skinned woman who drank the juice...I am not in Brazil, I will not regale you with tales of rolling with sweaty BJJ superstars, nor make promises of me wearing a brazilian bikini.

    I however will show you pics of how shitty training can be in the dead of winter here in New England:

    Step 1: Dig primary mode of transportation out of parking slot:

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    Step 2: Proceed to public park and produce resistance training tool from available resources:

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    Step 3: Improve cardio by dragging training tool while doing sprints in the snow with the rest of the crew:

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    Step 4: Return to gym to commence sparring and rolling for the next 3 hours

    A couple of guys are training for a kickboxing match this january, while some of us are getting ready for NAGA New England on valentines day. Our regimen looks ghetto as fuck but its working really well.
     
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    dragomungus New Member

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    ghetto as fuck: confirmed


    snow sucks.
     
  3. teep

    teep New Member

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    you kickboxing or going to NAGA?

    i'm glad i don't have a car to dig out. my neighborhood is a shit show. the streets are so fucking narrow and no one moved their cars for the plows.

    half the city is frozen solid. ridiculous.

    fucking good work getting out there training though :bowdown: i opt for the tredmill and indoor track in the winter :hs:
     
  4. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    I'm going to NAGA as my first competition. I don't have the medical insurance to repair the damages from a kickboxing match. So that will have to wait for now.

    Working outdoors in frigid conditions works really well for me, since I'm forced to move and haul ass just to keep myself from freezing. We were supposed to do hill climbs too, but the hill had so much snow and ice we opted to skip it for our safety.

    Snow sucks.
     
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    i'm fighting a boston muay thai kid at 135 on Jan 24

    word on the street is i'll finally get an opponent shorter than me :run:

    head kick head kick head kick head kick head kick
     
  6. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    That Josh guy told me about your upcoming fight. I should be sending out a care package to you directly then.

    Your knees would have a field day too lol
     
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    You can get a basic blue cross, blue shield medical plan for like $70/month Bon. Worth your time. Called "Simply Blue"
     
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    :bowdown:

    so i still don't know if josh manages people, but he's a real good guy.
     
  9. pepsi

    pepsi Cut my life into pieces

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    we don't get much snow up here, i miss it, i'd rather the snow then the minus -30 we got now. i work out in that, but i doubt i'd train in it.
     
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    ?

    whats the difference
     
  11. pepsi

    pepsi Cut my life into pieces

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    $28 an hour
     
  12. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    Fuck snow and cold weather. Socal bitches :fawk:

    Although the weather sucks here the past twoweeks :o
     
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    California ftw :h5:
     
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    i was out on the boat wakeboarding this morning, it was cold but there was no snow. i would prob kill myself if i lived up north
     
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    I was walking around in shorts and flip flops the other day.

    lol at you guys.
     
  16. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    If you don't have a tan when you get back I'm just going to believe this is an elaborate forgery on your part.
     
  18. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    I hope you guys in warm weather get hit by a solar flare.

    I just slipped and fell on ice a few minutes ago :o :rofl:
     
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    I don't miss Baltimore /at all/.
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    There was some dew on my windsheild this morning:dunno: :rofl:
     
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    my nipples got hard this morning when it was chilly.
     
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    3 MORE inches of snow and -5 today..

    Fuck you all. Every one of you.. Except you faggot Canucks..

    LOL @ Canadiens..
     
  23. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    LOL At least my snow will go away soon. While you'll keep getting dumped on , eat on that shit :fawk:
     
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    I am wearing shorts right now
     
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    MN has worse weather usually than most of Southern Ontario :rofl:
     

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