-=OFFICIAL=- LOTR ROTK thread. **Spoiler warning**

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  1. TankRizzo

    TankRizzo Sensational Moderator Super Moderator

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    Post all of your ROTK questions and comments in here. All other threads will be moved to flavor of the month. :)
     
  2. Pro Street

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    how the fuck can a 50 year old story have spoilers?
     
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    TankRizzo Sensational Moderator Super Moderator

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    I don't know what happens :o
     
  4. tolomei

    tolomei Leaving Las *****-Vegas

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    Frodo becomes king and buttsexors Sam Gamgee. :eek3:
     
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  6. P-chan

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    Since my other thread got moved and this one sucks so far, I'll post my Trilogy Rules. :squintd:

    In honor of today's movei release of ROTK, the Rules of Sequel/Trilogy:


    1) The second movie in a Trilogy will always be the best of the three.

    2) If the third movie is better than the second, there will be a fourth.

    3) If more than three movies are in a series, all Sequel/Trilogy rules are Null and Void, anything can happen.

    4) If the sequel to a movie is better than the original, there will be a third. (Which will not be as good as the second, see rule #1)




    Discuss.
     
  7. Section8

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    My Dad hasn't read any of the books, despite loving FOTK and TTT :dunno: I keep joking on him being a lazy ass, but he still hasn't read them. He has no idea what he's in for with ROTK.
     
  8. upparoom

    upparoom OT Supporter

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    So we should look for the Return of the MAtrix?
     
  9. P-chan

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    The Matrix is kind of a conundrum. If they make a fourth movie, that means Revolutions was better than Reloaded, and also that the Rules do not apply. If they don't make a fourth movie, that means Reloaded was better. The Rules are civilization, they define the movies - the movies do not define the Rules. :big grin:
     
  10. Section8

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    Interesting. This applies to alot of sequels/trilogies, but not all. I for one find Lethal Weapon to be the best of the 11tybillion they made.

    At any rate, I think ROTK is going to be the best of the 3, they'll take a year or so off, then they'll make The Hobbit.
     
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    if the make The Hobbit, it won't be until about 2006.
     
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    Army of the Dead + the eagles > *

    :o
     
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    ROTK IS better than the first two combined, so you should know what I mean :eek3:
    I saw it yesterday in a premiere show.
     
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    i've been telling people the Army of the Dead would own, nobody listened :hsd:
     
  15. Section8

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    Fools.
     
  16. Sick-O

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    There's Legolas Ownage in this movie too.
     
  17. vudoodoodoo

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    2 geeks got married on front of a movie theatre last night. They were all dressed up too. :rofl: :ugh:
     
  18. Section8

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    Damn, I wish I could have been there to ridicule them. I'd stand outside and point and laugh at them.
     
  19. Captain D.N.

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    best thread idea ever...
     
  20. Pro Street

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    you act as if it's never been done before :ugh:
     
  21. Tenma

    Tenma Hell, you can even call me the Flame Alchemist. Wh

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    I can't say enough about ROTK...it just owns.
     
  22. Captain D.N.

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    they are all equally good ideas...
    im a huge fan of the trilogy...
     
  23. hoabegrubn

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    :werd: .... :bowdown:
     
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    I haven't seen ROTK yet, how close is it to the book???
     
  25. Brand New

    Brand New RIP Mitch hedberg

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    Im just curious about how much time they spend in the shire after its all done, because that part would be pretty anticlimatic for the average American viewer though its pretty important as far as sybolism goes.
     

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