MIL Officer Condiments

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    has anyone ever got a sweet condiment from an officer?

    for example: today while at medical in civilian clothes i had a Captain O-6 come up to me and tell me that i had the biggest hot dog he had ever seen, with the bun and the wiener. then saw the juice on it, and said "thats just the coolest thing" and then proceeded to tell me to lay on my back and he stretched the shit out of all my back muscles and popped the spine. then told me to stand under a hot shower, and said "are you familiar with mayo?" and then "what about sweet relish?" gave me the relish and away i went.

    but hell i felt like a BAMF with the best hot dog ever.


    you have any cool stories? mainly of officers you dont know, because my XO is cool as shit...
     
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    bloodred83 im in ur cost gard, savin' ur boatz

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    I like hot dogs
     
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    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    1/10

    if you'd been a Submariner no matter how bad it was it woulda been perfect:fawk:
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    If I'da been a submariner, I would be gay.
    Logic:
    All submariners are gay
    I am not a submariner
    I am not gay.

    All submariners are gay
    You are a submariner
    You are gay.
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    What? You guys don't like hot dogs?
     
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    i just ate this thing that looked like a hot dog, but it was like, condensed cuttlefish with some sort of ez cheese filling in it, it was at the same time the worst and the best thing ive ever had for breakfast, japan is awesome haha
     
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    he gave you the relish and not the mayo?
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Crazy isn't it?

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