O....M.....G..... Painful Sex

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  1. callmegarfield

    callmegarfield New Member

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    So the other day me and my girlfriend are sat downstairs and i casually invite her upstairs. When i "insert myself" she tells me it hurts. WTF does that mean? Girls? Answers? Please? :ugh:
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    good god, are you 15 or something?
     
  3. copperkali

    copperkali Mrs. Nicklk

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    Need more details...is she a virgin...if so, yeah...it hurts.
     
  4. callmegarfield

    callmegarfield New Member

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    She wasn't a virgin, neither was i, and i'm 18.
     
  5. Spiritus

    Spiritus Active Member

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    KY Jelly.

    Lubrication from a pharmacy.

    Astroglide.

    Welcome to the wonderful world of sex boys and girls!
     
  6. Chris90210

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    Remember you have to preheat the oven before inserting the turkey
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
  8. Pringles

    Pringles New Member

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    it's called foreplay google it.
     
  9. Gregsaidthat

    Gregsaidthat "Individuality is the new conformity"

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    roflftw urbandictionary works too!
     
  10. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    get her wet as mentioned

    oral sex is great if you cant get her going otherwise

    my girl gets really wet from sucking me off so we usually start with that
     
  11. Gregsaidthat

    Gregsaidthat "Individuality is the new conformity"

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    The best thing for this is to play with it.
     
  12. Xtreme2k2

    Xtreme2k2 GTI Crew ಠ_ಠ OT Supporter

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    and remember, a dry finger, on a dry clit is not foreplay :nono:
     
  13. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    :rofl:

    i can imagine him just simply trying to put it in before doing anything else, :bowrofl:
     
  14. Two toys

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    .... i think thats what i did my first time. i can hardly remember what happened, i just remember her being like lets have sex and me fucking jumping in so excited i doubt i even went down on her (which is normal for me) hahaha shit that was a good time. i was so fucking nervous i lasted from 10:00pm till midnight. (had a clock on my headboard) luckily i was prepared and had lube and everything. exciting thing that was.

    but for this dude not being a virgin.. wtf son.,
     
  15. Spiritus

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    lol. ex i tried the best i could to get her warmed up.. no go.

    eventually i got some lube. and i always needed it with her. she had a wierd sex drive because of her medication. like when she was off it she could actually get wet in a second, but she would be a sex fiend. she would also be very unstable, though. lol

    she was always a sex fiend, but i mean like, diablo or something when i could get her naturally wet. of course, i made sure she took her meds, so she wouldnt rip my head off. :o
     
  16. Sybian

    Sybian She's with me...

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    Touch her boobs, kiss her all over, be gentle. Make sure she's enjoying it. Don't rub her down like you're handling a football. Be delicate but firm. The juices will start to flow in no time.
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    lmao, in my head all I can picture is 2 high school kids in the backseat of a car parked in a dark hidden area so no one can see them, and the kid just jumping straight into the sex!
     
  18. pigeon

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    ummm foreplay would be a good start. some lube.... make sure she's wet - like everyone else is saying, this is basic stuff, my boy.
     
  19. OoOlAlA

    OoOlAlA New Member

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    Hmm...Ugh...I think it means it...HURTS.

    Its probably and achy feeling towards her stomach. She probably hasnt had sex in awhile or not that many times. You cant just out of nowhere stick it in. You need to get it ready.
     

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