GUN Notice: If you are not a ninja, throwing knives will get you shot

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  1. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    http://www.policelink.com/news...al=pl_nlet_20090317m
    Let's play a game; it's called Count the Fuckups :big grin:
     
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    This is like the polar opposite from the other thread.
     
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    I'm sure they have no bias regarding police :mamoru:
     
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    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    first fuckup: throwing a knife at an officer

    second fuckup: pulling another knife out of your pocket

    third fuckup: not listening when the officer tells you to drop the knife and get on the ground

    fourth fuckup: unfolding the knife and advancing towards the officer

    fifth fuckup: being retarded.



    wtf with non-life-threatening gun shot wounds ... can the officer not hit center mass?
     
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    must be built like 50 cent and take 8 shots
     
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    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    he was white ... he aint gangsta
     
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    Nothing indicates they weren't. Welcome to handgun wounds (and the reason why you should be using a long gun for home defense). They are generally survivable with prompt medical care.
     
  8. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    Wouldn't want to take brass in the grill from that gun. :eek3:

    Police should come to bring :hug:
     
  9. affende

    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    you are fucking retarded ... everything indicates they were non-life-threatening.

    EDIT: and i keep my 870 by my bed ...
     
  10. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    He means nothing indicates the shots were not COM
     
  11. affende

    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    how can you hit COM and not be life threatening ...

    IBarmorlegshots
     
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    Never let reading comprehension stop you from taking the chance to call people retarded on the internet :mamoru:

    Central mass shots offer the best chance of hitting vital organs or doing damage to the cns but it is no guarantee.
     
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  13. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    It's a matter of timing and availability of medical treatment. If you take a shot in the gut or even the lung, it will not be "life threatening" if you are in the hospital promptly.
     
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    Sounds like a good shoot to me. I like how some people always try to blame everyone and everything except the douche bag criminal.
     
  15. Thunderbear

    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    Aren't 80% of handgun wounds survivable if treated within a short time? I could have sworn I read that somewhere in a ballistics report.
     
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    Um, hi, this is real life and bullets don't knock you over or kill you instantly.
     
  17. Thunderbear

    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    True ninjas do not use folding knives.
     
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    jennifer lopez LOL
     

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