But I had to choke a guy last night I was out with my GF(her 21'st Bday) and we are bar hoping. I'm not really big on drinking so I was sober. We see a fight starting to break out so of course we decided to stop and watch. I realize that I know the guy that is getting pushed around. He is really drunk...but he his also the MS golden gloves champ(or was at one time). We have done some boxing stuff together. The guy hits fucking hard. So, I figure I'm about to watch Brian(the boxer) tool this other fat guy. All of a sudden some random bald headed guy(that I assume was just looking for a fight) got in the middle of it. I'm not sure he knew anyone involved So figuring its about to turn into 2 on 1 I start walking across the street(we were pretty far away). The bald headed guy bows up at Brian and tells him to do something...so Brian NAILS him with a HARD right cross. I expeceted the guy to go to sleep. I think Brian did too..he just kinda sat there and didn't finish with a combo are anything The guy just looked at him and said "thats as hard as you can hit" So then the big fat guy(280-ish, 6 foot) hits Brian from the back and they fall and the big guy gets on top of Brian and starts pounding him HARD. I can hear his head bounce off the cement. So I start running at this point because the bald guy is kicking him and the fat guy is on top punching him. Not very fair in my book So I start to try to pull the big guy off(I wanted Brian to be able to stand, he doens't grapple). The fat bastard wouldn't stop punching him and I wasn't strong enough to just pull him off. RNC for the MTFW. Hooks in and I choked until he coudln't breath and he started to go out and fell to the side on my ankle. I let go(didn't want to put him all the way out, I just let him get a bit paniced and light headed). I couldn't stand because he was on my ankle and I couldn't get any leverage to stand. Then the fucker starts pounding him again. At the point Brian is nice and bloody and obviously done fighting. My roommate has grabbed the bald guy and started pulling him off and back(RNC too ). So the fat guy won't stop and I'm trying to tangle his arms up and he was just stronger than me. Fuck it, I choked him again and wasn't near as nice about it this time. My GF thought to grab her camera and got one shot as its over. The guy is pretty much out(pink shirt) and I'm on the right standing up. My roommate is in the brown shirt on the left choking the bald guy. Not the best shot and not THAT exciting for some people that fight all the time...but its been 8 years since I've gotten physical with someone in public..I was in 11th grade last time. They finally all got seperated and the bald guy kept screaming "you dont know who your messing with" and kept trying to attack brian(who is good and beat down and not wanting to fight at this point). So I keep pushing him back telling him to chill the fuck out. I was hoping he would swing/push/insult me. My adrenaline was spiked and I wanted to prove my alpha male-ness. In retrospect I guess its a good thing we didn't fight, but at the time I was hoping that I could prove that I could whip him. Then we went to the casinos and got back this morning at 6. Overall it was a fun night.