MIL Not being able to get a BONER at boot camp.

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  1. Insdav3

    Insdav3 Guest

    Anyone else have this experience?

    I know there were like two times where I woke up with wood, but that was towards the end.

    I tried to hard at night sometimes to get hard but it didnt work :wtc:
     
  2. Tycoon

    Tycoon New Member

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    My DS's helped me get a boner every night before bed :eek5:
     
  3. 134k

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    didn't even think about getting one
     
  4. LanceUppercut

    LanceUppercut New Member

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    Nope, not till week 9. I was really starting to worry about the little guy. Got scared he was never going to stand at attention again. That, and I was scared that the lack of use was gonna make it shrink.
     
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    It happens to everyone, and everyone has their different theories as to why it happens.

    Some people say it's because of the high stress levels, and some people say they put stuff in the food (salt peter or whatever the hell it is).

    I think it is the stress, because they would explain why most guys could get boners at the end of boot camp, when the stress was mostly gone.
     
  6. Insdav3

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    I think it's a combo of both.


    You know, we did go to the chow hall in cycles.
     
  7. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    I never got one either. But once I got to tech school, it was on like Donkey Kong.
     
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    i woke up rock hard damn near every morning
     
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    There was always the rumor in bootcamp it was the salt peter in the scrambled eggs.
     
  10. smokie700

    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    I thought it was called softpeter but the rumor when I went thru was it was in the glass of kool aid they made you drink.
     
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    DJ Cripsen New Member

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    Yea I was worried about that too. Also worried that I hadn't shit for 14 days.
     
  12. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    stress... pure boner hampering stress.
    Plus you are in a room with a ton of guys.
    If you are a straight shooter, then a boner is the last thing on your mind.
    That said, Accord, come time to take a shower, use cold water as to avoid a beatdown.
     
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    Why would you want to? :ugh:

    Nothing but guys around.
     
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    I never did, but one of our leader guys did once... he was trying to yell at us to wake up and walk around hunched over so no one would see :rofl:
     
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    That's the one. Everyone said it was in the scrambled eggs.

    We even had an old Sergeant Major, who was like 80, giving us a speech, and one of the things he said was "So, you're having a tough time, you're missing home, your peter's not working, it's boot camp!"
     
  16. aphoric

    aphoric Even if god did exist, it would be necessary to ab

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    why would you need or want a boner in boot? You that close to your battle buddy?
     
  17. Zourn

    Zourn 16-bit Ninja OT Supporter

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    i couldn't get one for the first couple of weeks, then one night i woke up and there one was.
    i was so proud, i showed everyone :big grin:
     
  18. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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  19. Socrates

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    In SOI we would get so bored of standing on line that we would have contests to see who could get an erection the fastest without using any porn.

    Best game ever :)
     
  20. GochuBoy

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    I got mine after Basic training. No AIT for me. Infantry. I wouldn't want to get a boner in basic. big sausage fest.
     

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