MMA Non MMA. The most bizare thing happened to me last night

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  1. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    So I went to one of my friends houses to drop something off with her. On my way over this nice Lexus SUV started following me. Where I was going was down a bunch of small roads, so it really stuck out.

    I pull into her long driveway and the SUV follows. So me and my friend walk over to see whats up.

    Its this New Lexus SUV. The lady in it was about 60-65ish and was dressed very nice and had some bling-bling rings on her fingers. Upper-class most definitely.

    She is also WASTED. She told us over and over again that she was "cool" and that she was looking for some "fun". We directed her to the bar district. She said she didn't want to go out, she wanted something to level her out.

    I figured she wanted some weed or something. She said no, she was looking for a "pick me up". Ok, coke. Nope, she was most definetly looking for freakin' Meth. I was floored. She was asking me to help her find and buy meth.

    I told her I had no idea how to get that hooked up. So she wanted me to tell her where the mexicians hang out at :rofl:

    When she was leaving she ran into the fence. I had to go get in her SUV and back it out to the street for her.

    I'm still wierded out over it.
     
  2. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    so was she a freak in the sack or what?
     
  3. pepsi

    pepsi Cut my life into pieces

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    should have just called the cops
     
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    Age = Experience.

    amirite?
     
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    Optamix New Member

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    I bet your a ton of fun to hang out with.
     
  6. pepsi

    pepsi Cut my life into pieces

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    it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye
     
  7. Toodles

    Toodles You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the w OT Supporter

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    probably something about you or your car screamed messages of drug dealer :mamoru:
     
  8. Optamix

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    I'm to poor to be a drug dealer :hs:
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    she saw the lip ring and confused you for a gay club kid. those faeries always have the drugs.
     
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    seriously you were nice enough to get in the drunk senior citizen's tweaker ride and back it out properly for her?

    i would have just pointed and laughed at her drunken stupor.

    so what are you going to say when the cops come to your house because she's dead now and your prints are on her steering wheel?
     
  11. Optamix

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    Took the lip ring out awhile ago. Got in the way of training to much.
     
  12. Optamix

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    I wasn't being altruistic...she was blocking me in.

    We did point and laugh until I realized I wasn't leaving until she was.

    She did try to pay me, in retrospect I should have made her.
     
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    all this and no pics?
     
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    God damn it, I had my camera in my car too :hs: I didn't even think about it.

    One that note I left my car unlocked(I swear,this had to be the first time I've ever done it). Went out that next morning and my car door was cracked and all my compartments in my car were open.

    They left my ipod, my nav unit, my camera, checkbook and about $15 bucks in quarters. But they stole my CD's. I listen to shit music. Hes gonna be pissed when he flips through them and relizes he now has every Spice Girl CD(even the singles only released in the UK), the full Britney Spears Collection, etc... Theifs normally aren't pop music fans :hs:
     
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    Good job faggot. A hot milf followed you around and wanted to have some "fun" and an "upper" and you offered her fucking DRUGS..

    Man you love weiner.
     
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    What part of 65 year old woman = milf?!

    I wouldn't have let her pay me to suck me off.
     
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    any lfo? :mamoru::greddy:
    [y]NHuGG_FsC20[/y]
     
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    No, I had Backstreet Boys and Nsync but they were burned CD's.

    He also got my Buffy Musical Episode CD :hs:
     
  19. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    jesus tim you don't help your e-image with posts like this. boy bands and pop fluff? jesus.
     
  20. Optamix

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    Because if I liked all the cool alt rock bands I would be considered cooler? :mamoru:

    I am who I am. As long as I'm eating, getting laid, and fighting all the haters can suck it.
     
  21. dragomungus

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    So can all the dudes you shack up with
     
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    you should have told her to suck your dick for meth and then left her
     
  23. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    wtf tim...meth is secret code for milf sex
     
  24. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    no hate here emo kid. you do your thing and have no apologies. i respect that.
     
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    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    This is the best post The Ripper has ever made.
     

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