MMA Non-MMA: Its 9am and i just got home form work. Guess why....

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  1. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I leave work and go to Peter Pan, somewhere along the line i run over a mini railroad spike (prolly in that gravel parking lot between poorhouse and fat cats) so as I'm leaving Peter Pan I notice i have a flat.

    I get out to change the flat (6:something am) and along the progression what happens you ask!?!? I'll tall you. The rachet head thing to change the tire BREAKS! Yes you heard me! It fucking BROKE!

    BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

    Not only did it break but it also stripped 3 of my lugs in attempts to use it before realizing its broke!

    So I wait 30 min for a very friendly and helpful AAA guy. He put goop in my tires or something and I'm on my way.

    Not even a mile down the road I think "OH SHIT! He didn't retighten my lugs!" So I pull over to check. I was right he didn't. but as I bent down to check what do I hear? AIR LEAKING FROM MY FUCKING TIRE!

    I call AAA again, and at the same time he calls me to tell me he didn't tighten my lugs.

    I tell him the deal and he comes to where I'm at.

    He says he prolly just didn't put enough goop in, but wait! Whats that? His goop pump thing IS BROKEN! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!?!?!

    So he says fuck it and that he will get the lugs off and put on my spare. So he gets the lugs off I put on the spare and I'm finally on the road.

    I walk in my door at 9am on the dot covered in tire shit and grease after 12.5 hours of work and 3 hours of breakfast and that bullshit.

    Now I need to find a tire shop on NEW YEARS DAY! Fucking A Christ.

    I coulda been worse I guess. It coulda gone flat while I was driving on the highway or something. At least things went smoothly and i got home alright.

    Happy new year to you all. I started mine out SUPER!
     
  2. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    You had a flat tire, seems to me like it could have been alot worse. Not like you even bent a wheel or anything. Thats why I always carry a couple cans of fix-a-flat. They cost 4 bucks and seal your tire good. You can even drive on it for a while if you need to wait to get your tire changed
     
  3. tonyk

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    what the fuck, hope you find $1000 laying around or something else to cheer you up. that fucking sucks :rofl:
     
  4. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    i spent my new year's working, fixing some retarded hick's Geo Metro's tire n the side of the road
     
  5. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    sucks bro. hope your year gets better :hugot:
     
  6. jtl090179

    jtl090179 Oh I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the OT Supporter

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  7. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    That woulda been funny if accurate.

    Not hick, New England Jew

    Geo Metro not so much, Chrysler 300
     
  8. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    did the fix a flat. hole was too big.
     
  9. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    wanna show me the backseat?
     
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    The Ripper New Member

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    wow thats pretty bad
     
  11. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Maybe after I dismember you and wrap your pieces in plastic and duct tape
     
  12. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    you jump too easy man.
     
  13. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    but before we make sweet love
     
  14. GreatDeceiver

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  15. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    on no sleep with added drama i'm very jumpy.
     
  16. kroneX

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    Shoulda choked out the mechanic guy and taken his van, you don't have a big barra tattoo so he won't know where to hit you :p
     
  17. dragomungus

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    lol.. 2009's off to a great start for you faggot.. You and Tim should get a place together.
     

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