LGBT No matter how hard straight guys try it still grosses them out :rofl:

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  1. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    Had a little convo with one of my best friends:rofl:

    (22:17:12) bioyuki: so i know what it feels like to be a girl now
    (22:17:39) friend: ?
    (22:17:49) friend: did you receivce anal sex
    (22:17:51) bioyuki: went over to matt's earlier today
    (22:17:54) bioyuki: and he fucked me :o
    (22:18:25) friend: thats hot dude
    (22:18:26) friend: kinda
    (22:18:29) friend: actually not really
    (22:18:30) friend: its gross
    (22:18:30) bioyuki: haha
     
  2. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    lol
     
  3. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    :rofl: at least he's trying! even if he's attempting to hold down the vomit.
     
  4. Improvolone

    Improvolone New Member

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    I'm not gay, I'm just flamboyant!
    Hey, I still come here to read threads, that sure as shit is an accomplishment for a straight man
     
  5. Tytykid33

    Tytykid33 New Member

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    lol thats funny
     
  6. Diesel Freak

    Diesel Freak ♂♂ Closet Crew OT Supporter

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    Your friend sounds exactly like a friend of mine. I think his responses are pretty funny. It's nice that he tried. :mamoru:
     
  7. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    The continuation of the conversation :rofl::noes:. Living with him will be interesting next year :eek3:

    (22:27:28) friend: im becoming curious about anal sex
    (22:27:31) friend: i wouldnt mind trying it
    (22:27:38) bioyuki: would jennifer be down?
    (22:27:54) friend: i dunno
    (22:27:55) friend: prolly not
    (22:27:57) friend: girls dont have prostates
    (22:28:03) bioyuki: heh that's true
    (22:28:03) friend: maybe one night next year
    (22:28:14) friend: we'll get drunk and you can pop my anal sex cherry
    (22:28:15) friend: haha
    (22:28:18) friend: eww
    (22:28:21) bioyuki: HAHAHA
    (22:28:35) bioyuki: oh the rumors that will fly
     
  8. PurpleSplat

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    Every now and then, even I get grossed out. :o
     
  9. Diesel Freak

    Diesel Freak ♂♂ Closet Crew OT Supporter

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    Woah! Being room mates is going to be interesting. I have a bi-curious-when-drunk friend who comes up with similar propositions, usually when he's stinking drunk and roudy. One of these days... :naughty:
     
  10. MLH

    MLH New Member

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    haha, my best bud is a straight guy who is hilarious about this stuff. He really tries to act like he can play along but all I have to do is blow a simple kiss or wink at him and he gets all flustered and doesnt know what to do. Most of the time we end up wrestling over it, which in my case is a win win situation....
     
  11. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    That's pretty :cool: He mentions anal sex, you say his girl wouldn't want to receive, then he says HE wanted to receive!! :bowrofl: It's true. Teh ghey is catching!! :greddyd:
     
  12. Dustin87

    Dustin87 The Bitchy Boi

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    HAHA That cracked me up!
     
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    Toldos New Member

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    I think I've flirted with more straight guys than gay ones. :noes:
     
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    chriso59 New Member

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    lol this thread is cracking me up
     
  15. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    :rofl:

    Yeah my friend will always fuck around with me by grabbing my ass or playing with my nipples or something stupid like that. Not that I mind it though :o
     
  16. MLH

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    Ok what the hell is it with straight men and nipples!! All my straight friends grab my nipples when we are being stupid with each other!
     
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    LiekOMG New Member

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    My friend likes to tweak my nipples too when i'm not looking.

    Either that, or try to pull my pants down.
     
  18. bioyuki

    bioyuki Ich habe Angst

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    That's so middle school :rofl:
     
  19. Teh_Sponge

    Teh_Sponge Hey, I got a sub now...

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    :eek3d:

    It's a guy thing. Pretty much every guy I know does it. I have to tell them hands off, since my nipples only are to be pulled by the GF. :embd:
     
  20. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...oh, str8t guys are fun. :naughty:
     
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    boris yeltsin New Member

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    :rofl: Good luck with him, I have feeling that he's caought teh gay...
     

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