I mean seriously WHY THE FUCK is it so hard to find caffeine pills? My lunch break: Me: Do you have caffeine pills? GNC bitch: Here ya go. Me: ::Looks at bottle:: This is hydroxycut. I want caffeine pills. GNC bitch: This has caffeine in it. Me: I know it does. And a whole host of other shit :: points to label:: GNC bitch: Well how about guarana? ::hands me the bottle: Me: IS THAT CAFFEINE?!? Then Me: Do you have caffeine pills? Vitamin Shoppe guy: Nope. Don't care them any more. Me: Fuck.