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  1. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Gold Bond Green was put through it's paces this weekend during drill, and failed miserably. The ballsack was definitely feeling the heat and humidity. There was absolutely no doubt about it.

    That is all. :wiggle:
     
  2. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    I have itchy balls alot because my pubes are too long and multitudinous. I suppose I should get some gold bond.
     
  3. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Gold Bond that shit. STAT.
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    At MEPS when we sat in our boxers in the joint check room for 20 minutes I kept having to scratch. The guy to my right was getting uncomfortable.
     
  5. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    he wanted to ask, but knew you wouldn't tell. :coolugh:
     
  6. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    The blue kind is the most extreme, correct?
     
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    gtcrispy New Member

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    Yah I rock the blue in the socks and on the balls when I feel like it. You don't need alot and it might burn for a bit but its not too bad..
     
  8. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    NO!!!1

    Long curley pubes are much better than short pointy pubes around the wrinkley nutsack. :eek4:
     
  9. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Conditioner and a mach3
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Being the Safety NCO for the unit, I get any reports on who has injured what in the unit. One particular one was sent up involving a guy who was trying to shave his nutsack with an electric clipper and clipped a dime size fold of skin from this chicken skin.
    He had to go to the ER because he couldn't get it to stop bleeding. Good times.
     
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  12. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    Did he get a prescription for motrin?
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    No, he took a bullet.
     
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    i use the yellow gold-bond body shit, is that what everyone else uses?
     
  15. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    He went to a safety briefing, (not because of the incident) and he asked about confidentiality with the reporting system. The lady giving the briefing told him a story about this poor guy who cut himself with an electric razor while grooming his genitals. :rofl: Comedy gold!
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Ranger just failed to reapply as necessary.
     
  17. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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  18. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I failed to bring along a travel-size bottle. :wtc:

    The gimungous size bottle has always been my weapon of choice in the battle for the balls.
     
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    you just really wanted to say gimungous didnt you? :x:
     
  20. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    considering how I use Gold Bond, it was inevitable that "gimungous" would enter into the conversation eventually. :naughty:
     
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    bassjunky I'm baaaaa-ack!

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    I do not believe I have ever had the need to powder my nuts.
     
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    can't powder what you don't have :run:
     
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    bassjunky I'm baaaaa-ack!

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    And you are.....
     
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    bassjunky I'm baaaaa-ack!

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